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01-12-2011, 07:27 PM
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The Ville Leino Hat Trick: Shave before the 1st period, 2nd period, and 3rd period. End the game with a beard.


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01-12-2011, 07:30 PM
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The Bobrovsky Hatrick:

1. Be a Russian goalie in a Flyers uniform and be loved
2. Play well beyond your years, maturity
3. Do the spilts to make a save to bail out the Defence's mistakes.

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01-12-2011, 07:32 PM
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jim jackson hattrick -
1. "dances on in"
2. "they say its on-sides"
3. joke about keith jones' hockey career

...he usually gets a hattrick every game

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01-12-2011, 07:33 PM
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The Bobrovsky Hatrick:

1. Be a Russian goalie in a Flyers uniform and be loved
2. Play well beyond your years, maturity
3. Do the spilts to make a save to bail out the Defence's mistakes.
As a bonus: Have the team provide you with a personal sex slave... err interpreter.

She's no 10 but she's not what you'd expect from a hockey interpreter.

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01-12-2011, 07:41 PM
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the meszaros hatrick:
-make a big hit
-assist on a deflection goal that they originally call your goal then change it a period later
-have a random "j" on the end of your first name.

i was also considering "finish the night at least a +2", but i wanted to comment on the "j".

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01-12-2011, 07:51 PM
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Shelley could also have a hat trick by losing a fight, flubbing an easy goal, and assisting the opposing team in scoring.

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01-12-2011, 08:22 PM
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The Ville Leino Hat Trick: Shave before the 1st period, 2nd period, and 3rd period. End the game with a beard.
haha!



Pronger Hat.

Pick a puck from own net, win Stanley Cup, found more Pronger's pucks inside the trophy.

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01-12-2011, 08:43 PM
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The Coatesy: Shotgun a 6-pack, kill off a fifth, work a Flyer's broadcast
Coatsey's hat-trick theme song:


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01-12-2011, 08:44 PM
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The Matt Carle:

1) A sick touch pass for an assist that no one will appreciate, 2) a sick touch pass in your own zone that your teammate can't possibly be ready for, resulting in a turnover, and 3) a failed keep-in, pp or even strength, resulting in a missed opportunity.

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01-12-2011, 11:01 PM
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The Coatesy: Shotgun a 6-pack, kill off a fifth, work a Flyer's broadcast
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Coatsey's hat-trick theme song:

I was thinking this:


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01-12-2011, 11:02 PM
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And Shelley's hat trick is clearly the three year contract he got. Everything else he does game in, game out, well, them's just the perks.

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01-12-2011, 11:14 PM
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The Ville Leino Hat Trick: Shave before the 1st period, 2nd period, and 3rd period. End the game with a beard.
LMAO

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01-12-2011, 11:32 PM
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The Ville Leino Hat Trick: Shave before the 1st period, 2nd period, and 3rd period. End the game with a beard.
Winner.

Blair Betts hat trick:
Win an important faceoff.
Wear #11.
Play hockey.

Yup.

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01-12-2011, 11:57 PM
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Winner.

Blair Betts hat trick:
Win an important faceoff.
Wear #11.
Play hockey.

Yup.
Or three dislocated shoulders.

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01-13-2011, 12:05 AM
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Or three dislocated shoulders.
That gives me an idea:

1. Win an important faceoff.
2. Wear #11
3. Dislocate a shoulder.

That's much better.

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01-13-2011, 06:14 AM
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jim jackson hattrick -
1. "dances on in"
2. "they say its on-sides"
3. joke about keith jones' hockey career

...he usually gets a hattrick every game
this one is win

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01-13-2011, 06:51 AM
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the meszaros hatrick:
-make a big hit
-assist on a deflection goal that they originally call your goal then change it a period later
-have a random "j" on the end of your first name.

i was also considering "finish the night at least a +2", but i wanted to comment on the "j".
Oddly enough, Sidney Crosby's hat trick also includes the phrase "random Js" but in a much different context.

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01-13-2011, 07:26 AM
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Scott Hartnell Hat Trick: A mysterious fall, a goalie interference call, and a garbage goal.
I would have thought an impossible to handle rocket pass to the point would be in there.

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Lavi hat trick: (1) Call an epic time out assemble a come back. (2) Beats the crap out of the glass. (3) Takes his gum out to yell at the refs.
Coke machine.

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01-13-2011, 07:42 AM
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Oddly enough, Sidney Crosby's hat trick also includes the phrase "random Js" but in a much different context.
Win.

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01-13-2011, 09:08 AM
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Oddly enough, Sidney Crosby's hat trick also includes the phrase "random Js" but in a much different context.
you win at the internet

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01-13-2011, 09:16 AM
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This thread rocks.

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01-13-2011, 09:26 AM
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The Joffrey Lupul Hat Trick:

Get traded for Chris Pronger.
Get traded for Chris Pronger.
Get traded for Chris Pronger.

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01-13-2011, 09:32 AM
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The Philadelphia Fan hat trick:

Hate player who isn't developing at a quick pace.
Continue to hate player who isn't scoring at a quick pace.
Miss player when he's traded away.

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01-13-2011, 09:35 AM
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The Jeff Carter hat trick

****s your sister
****s your mother
Pops his collar.

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What would a Tim Pannacio Hat Trick be?

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