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01-13-2011, 09:48 AM
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What would a Tim Pannacio Hat Trick be?
Get entangled in combative conversations with Flyers players
Make up ridiculous rumors/trade proposals
Applaud his hometown Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup win

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01-13-2011, 09:51 AM
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Get entangled in combative conversations with Flyers players
Make up ridiculous rumors/trade proposals
Applaud his hometown Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup win
********.

Tim's never done three things in a row sober.

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01-13-2011, 09:57 AM
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********.

Tim's never done three things in a row sober.

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01-13-2011, 10:27 AM
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The Ville Leino Hat Trick: Shave before the 1st period, 2nd period, and 3rd period. End the game with a beard.



Chris Pronger hat trick:

Steal the puck after each 3 periods.

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01-13-2011, 10:56 AM
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The Hartnell Hatrick:

Fall down on a breakaway...
Fall down anywhere else on the ice...
Throw a glove at an opposing player on a breakaway...

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01-13-2011, 11:36 AM
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The Hartnell Hatrick:

Fall down on a breakaway...
Fall down anywhere else on the ice...
Throw a glove at an opposing player on a breakaway...
He could have a ton. Just three times falling down works.

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01-13-2011, 11:37 AM
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The Michael Leighton Hat Trick:

Get waived
Get addicted to drugs
Die in the ****ing gutter

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01-13-2011, 11:45 AM
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^ thats a bit far.

The Jody Shelley hattrick

1. Nail the boards ferociously, because the opposition skater left that spot 20 seconds ago

2. Be in the defensive zone when the puck has been cycled twice in the offensive zone.

3. Take a suspention worthy penalty, and collect your paycheck at the end of the week for being "tough".

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01-13-2011, 11:57 AM
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The Oscars Bartulis Hat Trick:

Check out Amy Fadool's rack from the press box.
Check out Lisa Hillary's rack from the press box.
Check out Sarah Baicker's rack from the press box.

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01-13-2011, 12:16 PM
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Sean O'Donnell:

1) Make at least one pass that makes you think "what was he thinking?"
2) Otherwise play a pretty solid defensive game.
3) Look like John Leclair.

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01-13-2011, 12:21 PM
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Pronger hat trick:
  • PP slapshot goal
  • Semi-legal maneuvre that will occupy 165 MB of HB bandwidth and 25 minutes on TSN
  • Stinging post-game comment to Pannacio

Leighton hat trick:
  • Excellent glove save
  • Ultra-weak 5-hole goal in the 3rd
  • Post-game comment on how your teammates bailed you out

Coburn hat trick:
  • Secondary assist
  • Lazy stick penalty
  • PK goal against

Nodl hat trick:
  • Neutral-zone block of the puck along the boards
  • Errant 2-on-1 pass
  • Missed wide open net

O'Donnell hat trick:
  • Fight
  • PK goal against
  • Explain to fan he isn't John LeClair

Bobrovski hat trick:
  • Bob
  • Bob
  • Bob

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01-13-2011, 12:26 PM
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Pronger Hattrick:

Fire a slapper from his own zone at the opposing goalie.
Verbally or physically demean an opposing player in a substantial way.
Verbally or physically demean a reporter in your post-game interview in a substantial way.

Carcillo Hattrick:

Make an embarrassing dive attempt at drawing a penalty.
Get caught on camera cursing off the refs repeatedly.
Get benched for the entirety of the 3rd period.

Shelley Hattrick:

Lose a fight.
Miss a check.
Collect your paycheck.

*Note. Jody Shelley achieves this hat trick every game except for those in which he is suspended. (aka. the best days of my life)

Coates Hattrick:

Interrupt JJ as he is trying to do play-by-play for an important play.
Tell a ridiculous story that has nothing to do with the game.
Have a beat red face from being sloppy drunk all game.

Carle Hattrick:

Assist a goal and get *****ed about on HFboards.
Save a goal and get *****ed about on HFboards.
Give up 1 turnover and get *****ed about even more on HFboards.

Coburn Hattrick:

Tie your shoelaces without drooling on them.
Use your big body to hit someone for once.
Take a retarded penalty in a key situation.

*Note. Braydon Coburn rarely achieves this hat trick due to the immensely difficult task of tieing his shoelaces without drooling on them do to his severe case of cerebral palsy.

Hartnell Hattrick:

Make a slap pass that goes nowhere near where it was intended to go.
Completely flub a pass right to your tape while on an oddman rush then fall down for no damn reason.
Take a penalty in your own defensive zone well behind the play while your team is on an oddman rush.

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01-13-2011, 12:39 PM
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The Mike Richards Hat Trick

-Breakaway Goal

-Power Play assist

-Unsuccessfully try to skate through the entire opposing penalty kill.

The Nikolay Zherdev Hat Trick

-Lazy shift that reminds everyone why Darrol Powe is a better 3rd line winger

-Score a goal with a great individual effort to solidify your spot in the lineup

-Immediately repeat step 1

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01-13-2011, 12:58 PM
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Coatse hat trick needs to include saying, "I was looking right over his shoulder."

Also, make a joking comment related to his alcohol consumption.

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01-13-2011, 12:59 PM
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The Mike Richards Hat Trick

-Unsuccessfully try to skate through the entire opposing penalty kill.
Sigh... so true...

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01-13-2011, 01:01 PM
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The Nikolay Zherdev Hat Trick

-Lazy shift that reminds everyone why Darrol Powe is a better 3rd line winger

-Score a goal with a great individual effort to solidify your spot in the lineup

-Immediately repeat step 1
Brilliant.

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01-13-2011, 01:15 PM
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Coatse hat trick needs to include saying, "I was looking right over his shoulder."

Also, make a joking comment related to his alcohol consumption.
Either that or a self-deprecating remark that involves him being in the dog house at the time in relation to his wife.

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01-13-2011, 01:22 PM
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Coatse hat trick needs to include saying, "I was looking right over his shoulder."

Also, make a joking comment related to his alcohol consumption.
My favorite (read: the most terrible) Coatesy-ism is:

"When you're talking about _______, you're talking about ______"

WTF kind of saying is that? It drives me mad.

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Coatse hat trick needs to include saying, "I was looking right over his shoulder."
Damn you, I was going to say that. For some reason I can't think of his other sayings though.

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01-13-2011, 01:49 PM
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Coatse hat trick needs to include saying, "I was looking right over his shoulder."

Also, make a joking comment related to his alcohol consumption.
The Steve Coates hat trick

-"I was looking right over his shoulder"

-"He is a X handed shot so he is (or isn't) facing the net"

-"you see he's a butterfly goalie so he's down, you have to shoot it up over his shoulder"

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01-13-2011, 02:06 PM
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The Eklund Hat Trick:


Brodeur to Capitals

Forsberg back to Philly

Making a living out of fictionary tales and stealing people's money with lies and trickery resulting in having to defend your fictionary tales with justification of how deals fall apart and you can only report what you are "hearing" ie E-9923499274732719734234

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01-13-2011, 02:08 PM
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The Eklund Hat Trick:


Brodeur to Capitals

Forsberg back to Philly

Making a living out of fictionary tales and stealing people's money with lies and trickery resulting in having to defend your fictionary tales with justification of how deals fall apart and you can only report what you are "hearing"
I hear that he's a *********. (V-∞)

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Powe Hat Trick

Check opponent then fall
Check opponent then fall
Check opponent then fall

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Just to mix things up a bit while this thread is still going strong.

MSE game-day hat trick:
  • Kick-ass GTE with equally kick-ass song choice
  • Outrageously obscure piece of Flyers trivia
  • Glass of red wine for CharlieGirl

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01-13-2011, 03:48 PM
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Just to mix things up a bit while this thread is still going strong.

MSE game-day hat trick:
  • Kick-ass GTE with equally kick-ass song choice
  • Outrageously obscure piece of Flyers trivia
  • Glass of red wine for CharlieGirl
I think we have a winner!

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