Offseason mistake hat trick ...
Add an unnecessary player to the 2010-11 roster.
Player misses most of the season with a injury not suffered during a regular-season game.
Waive them after their first game of the season. (Here's to hoping history repeats itself)
Scott Hartnell Hat Trick: A mysterious fall, a goalie interference call, and a garbage goal.
This one had me laughing for at least 5 minutes.
Coburn Hat Trick: miss the net on every shot attempt, have a look on your face that resembles napoleon dynamite for most of the game, have trouble clearing the zone even with no floor check
Boosh Hat Trick: squirt water down your back after taking a quick drink, pat the guy in stripes on the back side with your stick after he grabs it out of your glove after freezing it, wear grey hoodie in locker room before game
Giroux Hat Trick: tap stick on ice just before face off, start every answer during an interview with "yeah, you know....", make a pass from your knees