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01-13-2011, 03:58 PM
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Just to mix things up a bit while this thread is still going strong.

MSE game-day hat trick:
  • Kick-ass GTE with equally kick-ass song choice
  • Outrageously obscure piece of Flyers trivia
  • Glass of red wine for CharlieGirl
You forgot to list the part where he takes advantage of her drunken state.

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01-13-2011, 04:44 PM
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Just to mix things up a bit while this thread is still going strong.

MSE game-day hat trick:
  • Kick-ass GTE with equally kick-ass song choice
  • Outrageously obscure piece of Flyers trivia
  • Glass of red wine for CharlieGirl
Sometimes, the GDTs have good music, too.

She gets her personal vineyards for PO series wins, too.

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01-13-2011, 04:50 PM
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The Timonen:

-Silently put in a dominant performance
-Shoot the puck into the net off Hartnell
-During intermission, cure a woman of her cancer with some Kimmotherapy

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01-13-2011, 04:51 PM
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Just for bleeps and giggles, one for Mike York:

Jellys, Glazed and Chocolate frosted

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01-13-2011, 05:01 PM
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Just for bleeps and giggles, one for Mike York:

Jellys, Glazed and Chocolate frosted


For someone who generally keeps his criticisms 'professional', I love your Peppermint Fatty comments.

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01-13-2011, 05:24 PM
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Just for bleeps and giggles, one for Mike York:

Jellys, Glazed and Chocolate frosted
Also shared by Don Koharski?

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She gets her personal vineyards for PO series wins, too.

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01-13-2011, 05:26 PM
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For someone who generally keeps his criticisms 'professional', I love your Peppermint Fatty comments.
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Also shared by Don Koharski?
I was going to say Krispy Kreme, Tim Horton and Dunkin' Donuts, but opted for the more puerile effect.

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01-13-2011, 07:50 PM
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Referee Chris Lee:

Blow a call
Blow a call
Blow a dude.

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01-13-2011, 08:12 PM
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Holy ****amoly. Did I honestly just see that. wrong thread

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01-13-2011, 08:46 PM
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Boosh-trick:
Let in 4 goals in the 3rd Period
Don't get pulled for it
End your hot streak

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01-14-2011, 01:56 AM
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Offseason mistake hat trick ...
Add an unnecessary player to the 2010-11 roster.
Player misses most of the season with a injury not suffered during a regular-season game.
Waive them after their first game of the season. (Here's to hoping history repeats itself)

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01-14-2011, 10:34 AM
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hahaha ok next question, how do we celebrate each hat trick?

carter - throw shot glasses.....but throw them high and wide. hopefully coasty has a hat trick too and he can collect

pronger - throw more pucks for him to teal.

ville - throw razors to help him shave

briere - throw cookies

hartnell - throw gloves the fall down

lavvy - destroy a coke machine

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01-14-2011, 10:45 AM
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Carle - throw tissues for HFboards.

Coburn - throw something shiny to amuse him for hours on end.

Leighton - throw crutches... and then throw rocks at his legs.

Pronger - throw Tim P.

Carter - throw tanning lotion.

Hartnell - throw Kris Letang's fingers.

Giroux - throw grilled cheeses.

Richards - throw him under the bus like last season.

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01-14-2011, 02:44 PM
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You forgot to list the part where he takes advantage of her drunken state.
So that's what "bellicosity" means.

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Sometimes, the GDTs have good music, too.
Doesn't show at all that I was typing way too fast.

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01-17-2011, 02:13 AM
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coatsey hat trick...

- 12 beers
- refer to every player drafted in the first round as a "number 1 pick"
- "i'm gonna get some more hot dogs"

and/or replace any 1 feat with getting your ass kicked by rob ray

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01-18-2011, 05:39 AM
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Scott Hartnell Hat Trick: A mysterious fall, a goalie interference call, and a garbage goal.
This one had me laughing for at least 5 minutes.

Coburn Hat Trick: miss the net on every shot attempt, have a look on your face that resembles napoleon dynamite for most of the game, have trouble clearing the zone even with no floor check

Boosh Hat Trick: squirt water down your back after taking a quick drink, pat the guy in stripes on the back side with your stick after he grabs it out of your glove after freezing it, wear grey hoodie in locker room before game

Giroux Hat Trick: tap stick on ice just before face off, start every answer during an interview with "yeah, you know....", make a pass from your knees

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01-18-2011, 06:29 AM
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Coburn - throw something shiny to amuse him for hours on end.


Coburn hat trick:

1. Right fist pump.
2. Left fist pump.
3. Double fist pump.



That is all.

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01-18-2011, 08:23 AM
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Coburn hat trick:

1. Right fist pump.
2. Left fist pump.
3. Double fist pump.



That is all.
lol Priceless. Love that clip.

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01-18-2011, 01:09 PM
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The Ovechkin Hat Trick:

Score 0 goals
Score 0 goals
Make commercial about scoring 9 goals

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01-18-2011, 01:20 PM
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Richards: Shorthanded goal, penalty, terrible West German BMW commercial
Wow, I missed this thread all together. I LOLed at this pretty hard.

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The Ovechkin Hat Trick:

Score 0 goals
Score 0 goals
Make commercial about scoring 9 goals
Gold.

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01-18-2011, 01:30 PM
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Coburn hat trick:

1. Right fist pump.
2. Left fist pump.
3. Double fist pump.



That is all.
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The Ovechkin Hat Trick:

Score 0 goals
Score 0 goals
Make commercial about scoring 9 goals
These are both full of win.

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02-02-2011, 08:51 PM
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The Brent Johnson Hat Trick:

Get a shutout, fight the opposing goalie, still be a backup.

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02-03-2011, 10:45 AM
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PK Subban hat trick

1-Wearing opposing's team jersey
2-Getting benched because of stupid turnovers
3-Diving for no reason to attempt a pokecheck.


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