Special Nieds is going to score tonight, I can feel it.
Whatever you're feeling, that's not it....
Anyway, the hockey team is making a big change tonight -- Rob Niedermayer is going to watch the game rather than play. The forward -- who has as many goals as me and you combined -- is finally taking a seat after skating in 47 scoreless games. He alternated with Cody McCormick this morning, and coach Lindy Ruff has decided it's time for a benching.