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02-22-2011, 02:53 AM
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their is a hot chick on my team
By my estimation. 1 out of every 18 girls that play hockey are hot.

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By my estimation. 1 out of every 18 girls that play hockey are hot.
4 girls that play in my league. only 3 of them are hot. not bad

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Isn't group sex even better for team sports?

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Now now..don't get toooooooooo outta hand...
Let's continue to have an intelligent conversation about this topic..

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I love bringing girls to my hockey games. Girls love watching guys play sports, especially hockey. There's not a better night than playing hockey, hitting the showers, and then...well...you know...not getting much sleep.

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I call it losing the warrior spirit. That is what happens when you have sex on game day. I try to avoid it but my girlfriend is a freak so I usually have no warrior spirit on game days...

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I call it losing the warrior spirit. That is what happens when you have sex on game day. I try to avoid it but my girlfriend is a freak so I usually have no warrior spirit on game days...
Wait ...

You have sex with a midget? (Midget = Freak, Freak = Midget).

No wonder you don't have any warrior spirit. After all, braveheart wasn't a midget. If he were, it'd be a completely different film.

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By my estimation. 1 out of every 18 girls that play hockey are hot.
When I was 14 two girls played on my town bantam team. They were both 12/13 so I didn't pay attention to them. They are both absolute smoke shows as of right now. Same goes for the other two girls I played youth hockey with.

I'd say 1 out of 2 girls who play hockey are at least cute. Around here anyways.

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02-22-2011, 11:25 AM
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Does happy sex or angry sex work best?
Wait a minute, there's happy sex?

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By my estimation. 1 out of every 18 girls that play hockey are hot.
I've seen it at about 50%. I know a lot of really hot girls who currently play or at least used to play, but I'd say only half of the girls (2 out of 4) I've encountered playing minor hockey have been attractive. I started playing hockey in my mid-teens, which is about the time most girls switch to girls leagues. I've only ever played with girls in the summer.

Anyways... does the sex before hockey rule still count if you're flying solo?

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Haha. This reminds me of a scene in the movie "Invictus". It's a movie with Matt Damon about Rugby. Anyways, there's one scene where he's in a hotel room and his wife comes in all excited. He pretty much tells her to stop because he has to be "angry" before the game that is next day.

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There's been a lot of rumours out there saying it's bad. But I just found these videos on youtube from "Sports Science" where they test myths. You should actually be better if you've had sex the night before a game.

Sports Science - Episode 7

Just thought it was interesting, and too see what others though. There's a lot of people on either side of the fence.

For my case, whenever I can use the excuse to have it... I use it.

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02-22-2011, 06:16 PM
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I love bringing girls to my hockey games. Girls love watching guys play sports, especially hockey. There's not a better night than playing hockey, hitting the showers, and then...well...you know...not getting much sleep.
I swear it's a distraction. Do it before the game, not after.

Otherwise, you're thinking about the wrong 5-hole all game long.

I swear tonight it was a distraction for my teams most gifted offensive player..

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02-23-2011, 09:27 AM
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Think that sex before a game might work better for goalies... my goalie always played at his best when he got laid before a game... if he had a bad game, we knew he didn't get any that day lol
Well I'm currently doing some testing, I'll get back to you on that.

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Well I'm currently doing some testing, I'll get back to you on that.
Currently? Is he/she mad that you're typing while you should be gettin busy? LOL

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Earlier in the day probably wouldn't make a difference, but if it's fairly close to game time I'd be wiped out.

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Sex raises testosterone levels. Therefore it should make you play better.

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It's a hell of an ab/leg/arm workout though depending on how long you do it and how out of shape you are Sometimes my abs are KILLING me for a couple days afterwards.

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Guys, guys, you're thinking about this the wrong way.

The proper strategy is to treat it as a warm-up. Assuming you have a girlfriend who will come back for more afterwards, this is what you do:

Start pumping and get your heart rate going.
Just when it's getting good and your girl wants you to finish...
DON'T!
Just leave her there dripping wet while you've got a nice adrenaline rush going on, and start heading for the game to suit up.

Granted there is the risk of pissing her off, but at the end of the night she'll be sexually frustrated enough to finish the job and potentially reward you for a good game

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Does rubbin' one out before a game help?
If that was the case I'd be scoring an Ovechtrick every game

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Sex legs! You can always tell if a guy is playing on sex legs.

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I can imagine being better the night after, but having sex and then going out to play hockey is rough.

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Seems like there is some misinformation in this topic!

Basically it's like this -- as long as you aren't having sex an hour or two before the game it doesn't matter. It's not going to increase your performance and it's not going to hamper it to do it the day before. The raised testosterone levels are very slight and won't have a real effect on your play. However if you do have sex an hour or two before the game you'll be naturally more lethargic due to the chemicals released during a climax (this goes for rubbing one out before a game, too.) It naturally makes you tired/lazy/relaxed/calm.

Sooo...don't do it right before a game if you want to play well. Other than that go 'nuts.'

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If that was the case I'd be scoring an Ovechtrick every game
I nominate this for funniest comment of the year.

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