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03-08-2011, 03:57 PM
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I think we are in agreement arent we? as the saying goes, show me a beautiful girl and ill show you a guy tired of sleeping with her.
I've heard than many times.

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Guys, guys, you're thinking about this the wrong way.

The proper strategy is to treat it as a warm-up. Assuming you have a girlfriend who will come back for more afterwards, this is what you do:

Start pumping and get your heart rate going.
Just when it's getting good and your girl wants you to finish...
DON'T!
Just leave her there dripping wet while you've got a nice adrenaline rush going on, and start heading for the game to suit up.

Granted there is the risk of pissing her off, but at the end of the night she'll be sexually frustrated enough to finish the job and potentially reward you for a good game
Hahaha, so true.

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Why are there no female hockey players posting in this thread? Don't they like teh sex?

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Why are there no female hockey players posting in this thread? Don't they like teh sex?
There's females on this board?

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our coach used to tell us to not go to the bathroom before the game, so we played with more urgency

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Why are there no female hockey players posting in this thread? Don't they like teh sex?
Please man, this is the internet. We all know when it comes to the internet the men are men, the women are men, and the 13 year olds are FBI agents.

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Why are there no female hockey players posting in this thread? Don't they like teh sex?
There's a Sports Science video link somewhere in the thread that shows the "test" results. The female's performance increased more than the man's.

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it's always best to blue ball yourself before a game

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There's a Sports Science video link somewhere in the thread that shows the "test" results. The female's performance increased more than the man's.
Females gain energy after sex, men go tee tee night night.

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Does happy sex or angry sex work best?
LMAO i actually laughed out loud when i read this hahahahahaha

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There's a Sports Science video link somewhere in the thread that shows the "test" results. The female's performance increased more than the man's.

pfft please...what are women doing playing sports anyway?

LOL

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