OK i'm done being an as*hole (a drunk one), but all the following is true:
I just played against Cechmanek in Huntington Beach. I wristed the rest of his "eyebrow" off. He's doing quite well though. He has a 4.89 GAA in novice C, and holding a respectable .778 save percentage. Half the *****ers can't skate, and he's still getting torched.