Every Rangers' Super Power?

[KingWantsCup]

Just for some offseason fun! I'll get us started.

Gaborik - Invisibility
Prust - Invincibility

[New York RKY]

Staal: Superhuman Durability
Zuccarello: Superhuman Strenght
Brad Richards: Superhuman Vision
Avery: Superpest

[Barbara Underhill]

Drury - Intangibility

[Bob Richards]

Glenn Sather- Has amazing accuracy when firing large sums of money into the nearest latrine.

[AJBergy86]

Originally Posted by Gravey94

Glenn Sather- Has amazing accuracy when firing large sums of money into the nearest latrine.

[AJBergy86]

Derek Boogaard- Serial Killer

[Brian Boyle]

Erik Christensen - Can change into another person any time he wants

[KingWantsCup]

Originally Posted by Gravey94

Glenn Sather- Has amazing accuracy when firing large sums of money into the nearest latrine.

Winning.

[AJBergy86]

Dan Girardi- Human Shield

[AJBergy86]

Callahan- Captain America

[azrok22]

Originally Posted by Tube Sock

Drury - Intangibility

Watching Drury this year it is more than clear that whatever superpowers he once had are long gone.

Now, he is simply a cartoon character:

[Barbara Underhill]

Originally Posted by Steven Mastrosimone

Erik Christensen - Can change into another person any time he wants

What was his alter ego again? Chris Eriksen the journeyman plumber?

[Bob Richards]

Originally Posted by Tube Sock

What was his alter ego again? Chris Eriksen the journeyman plumber?

Who originally posted that? It was the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards.

[Shadowrunner]

Drury - resistance to weekend ruination

Dubinsky - mustache makes him invincible, like Samson

MZA - can turn invisible to frighten little hobbitses, will soon be battling schizophrenia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbW-Zv_kR5Q

[Barbara Underhill]

Originally Posted by Gravey94

Who originally posted that? It was the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards.

Man I can't remember but yes it was hilarious. Mad props to whoever posted it.

[azrok22]

Originally Posted by Gravey94

Who originally posted that? It was the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards.

Considering it was some of my better work, I will take full credit.

Multiple personality disorder.

Only some of the time is he Eric Christensen, talented hockey player.

Other times he is Chris Ericksen, apprentice plumber.

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...2#post32445452

[Bob Richards]

Originally Posted by azrok22

Considering it was some of my better work, I will take full credit.



http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...2#post32445452

Simply amazing.

[New York RKY]

Originally Posted by azrok22

Considering it was some of my better work, I will take full credit.



http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...2#post32445452

Modesty: having or expressing a humble opinion of oneself or one's accomplishments or abilities

[Barbara Underhill]

Originally Posted by azrok22

Considering it was some of my better work, I will take full credit.



http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...2#post32445452

Oh man I gave him the benefit of the doubt by calling him a journeyman plumber. ****ing Apprentice haha.

[AJBergy86]

Originally Posted by azrok22

Considering it was some of my better work, I will take full credit.



http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...2#post32445452

awesome bro

[RangersFan]

dan girardi - doesn't feel pain

[we want cup]

Ryan Callahan: Immunity to criticism

[Wraparounds]

Originally Posted by Shadowrunner

Drury - resistance to weekend ruination

Dubinsky - mustache makes him invincible, like Samson

MZA - can turn invisible to frighten little hobbitses, will soon be battling schizophrenia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbW-Zv_kR5Q

Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

[Imaginary Threats]

Wolski - the invisible man

[GAGLine]

Anisimov - Whenever he gets knocked down, Chumba Wumba can be heard over the Garden sound system. This has caused many in the crowd to hate Chumba Wumba (if they didn't already).

Avery - He can see 1 second into the future. Unfortunately, he can't control the power and it forces him to go offsides often.

Boyle - Heightened choreography skills due to intensive training with a figure skater. He only takes backhand shots because they look better on film.

Prust - The ability to stop anyone's fist with his face.

Boogaard - Projects an aura of calm around himself, within which no one need be afraid. Unfortunately, this includes the opposing players as well.

The whole team -

Superior conditioning. With this ability, they almost always go the entire 200 feet to get to the opposing net, just to show off.

Enhanced Hindsight - This ability causes them to pass the puck to where the other player should have been, rather than where he is.