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04-27-2011, 09:02 PM
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Every Rangers' Super Power?

Just for some offseason fun! I'll get us started.

Gaborik - Invisibility
Prust - Invincibility

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Staal: Superhuman Durability
Zuccarello: Superhuman Strenght
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Drury - Intangibility

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Glenn Sather- Has amazing accuracy when firing large sums of money into the nearest latrine.

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Glenn Sather- Has amazing accuracy when firing large sums of money into the nearest latrine.

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Erik Christensen - Can change into another person any time he wants

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Drury - Intangibility
Watching Drury this year it is more than clear that whatever superpowers he once had are long gone.

Now, he is simply a cartoon character:


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Erik Christensen - Can change into another person any time he wants
What was his alter ego again? Chris Eriksen the journeyman plumber?

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What was his alter ego again? Chris Eriksen the journeyman plumber?
Who originally posted that? It was the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards.

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Drury - resistance to weekend ruination

Dubinsky - mustache makes him invincible, like Samson

MZA - can turn invisible to frighten little hobbitses, will soon be battling schizophrenia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbW-Zv_kR5Q

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Who originally posted that? It was the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards.
Man I can't remember but yes it was hilarious. Mad props to whoever posted it.

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Who originally posted that? It was the funniest thing I have ever read on these boards.
Considering it was some of my better work, I will take full credit.

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Multiple personality disorder.

Only some of the time is he Eric Christensen, talented hockey player.

Other times he is Chris Ericksen, apprentice plumber.
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Considering it was some of my better work, I will take full credit.



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Simply amazing.

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Considering it was some of my better work, I will take full credit.



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Oh man I gave him the benefit of the doubt by calling him a journeyman plumber. ****ing Apprentice haha.

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Drury - resistance to weekend ruination

Dubinsky - mustache makes him invincible, like Samson

MZA - can turn invisible to frighten little hobbitses, will soon be battling schizophrenia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbW-Zv_kR5Q
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

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Anisimov - Whenever he gets knocked down, Chumba Wumba can be heard over the Garden sound system. This has caused many in the crowd to hate Chumba Wumba (if they didn't already).

Avery - He can see 1 second into the future. Unfortunately, he can't control the power and it forces him to go offsides often.

Boyle - Heightened choreography skills due to intensive training with a figure skater. He only takes backhand shots because they look better on film.

Prust - The ability to stop anyone's fist with his face.

Boogaard - Projects an aura of calm around himself, within which no one need be afraid. Unfortunately, this includes the opposing players as well.

The whole team -

Superior conditioning. With this ability, they almost always go the entire 200 feet to get to the opposing net, just to show off.

Enhanced Hindsight - This ability causes them to pass the puck to where the other player should have been, rather than where he is.

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