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07-09-2011, 07:42 PM
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Funny how these things take on a life of their own and how many times has this been posted by those who didn't even know what it meant.

I received a warning for it and yet it still all over the place.

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No ballign Ovechkin?

No goatlending?

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07-09-2011, 07:48 PM
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Not to be picky, but the OP said the single greatest post in HF Boards history, not the funniest poster, or best thread.

If I may be so bold, I would like to self nominate my post bout Santa.

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...7#post29546367
http://hfboards.com/showpost.php?p=2...1&postcount=44

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That thread also features one of the worst Schenn posts ever

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That thread also features one of the worst Schenn posts ever
The concept of a "worst Schenn post" is like dividing by zero.

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The concept of a "worst Schenn post" is like dividing by zero.

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Bob MacKenzie has a few great ones... i'll nominate his epic burn on malkinfan

I'll post the thread because I believe the reaction of all the users after his rant contributes to the greatness of the post.

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=730116&page=3

Start at post #74

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Not to be picky, but the OP said the single greatest post in HF Boards history, not the funniest poster, or best thread.

If I may be so bold, I would like to self nominate my post bout Santa.

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...7#post29546367

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07-09-2011, 09:41 PM
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"I won't beheading back to the grocery store anytime soon.”

Someone please link the thread, I can't find it, but that was gold.

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Bob MacKenzie has a few great ones... i'll nominate his epic burn on malkinfan

I'll post the thread because I believe the reaction of all the users after his rant contributes to the greatness of the post.

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=730116&page=3

Start at post #74
Was coming here to post that...Bob kicks ass

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That thread also features one of the worst Schenn posts ever
Bold statement.

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Bob MacKenzie has a few great ones... i'll nominate his epic burn on malkinfan

I'll post the thread because I believe the reaction of all the users after his rant contributes to the greatness of the post.

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=730116&page=3

Start at post #74
Rooooocked!

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07-09-2011, 11:13 PM
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I always had a soft spot for "pierre just tokarski'd all over himself"
You must be a girl, then.

Probably Jumbo's girlfriend.

I'd hit that.


I probably did.

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07-09-2011, 11:21 PM
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You have to see the full thread to see how hilarious his pun was
Didn't he have the first comment in that thread? gave new meaning to the term

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Bob McKenzie owning that guy is definitely the funniest post I've ever read.

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...6#post23468746

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I'll now include my all-time favorite HF Boards post. This one goes back to 2007. Not slapstick funny, but very wise. Only can find it in the archives, so I don't know how to quote it properly:


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I totally love these chill pill games. They be fascinating. This team knows what to do to to win the Cup. You gotta pop a pill at times, relax, chilax, be cool with the World. And Enjoy. That's so importantte, that my rear end is crumbling. Sometimes you just gotta go out there and play some hockey with your friends. It's simple.

Here's an important FACT for ya'll: A team can not win 82 regular season games. So it's fun and totally cool to lose sometimes like 1-10 or 2-7, or 1-8.

I know thangs. I have seen things, others can only dream.

RW is a true genious. The master plan is to win the Cup, not some Lindy Ruff club.
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07-10-2011, 02:13 AM
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Originally Posted by WhoozYerrDaddy View Post
Not to be picky, but the OP said the single greatest post in HF Boards history, not the funniest poster, or best thread.

If I may be so bold, I would like to self nominate my post bout Santa.

http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...7#post29546367
I think Dgill's and Schenn's posts in that are over looked

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07-10-2011, 03:10 AM
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another nomination goes to this recent one:

http://hfboards.com/showpost.php?p=3...5&postcount=18

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07-10-2011, 03:22 AM
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If there was a weekly greatest post, I'd nominate this for the past week:

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So i was at a bar tonight, and there was this chick, mighty fine, alone. In the corner. This is where the weird **** started to happen., (shemale$

I dont knowe if i shuld share rthis story or jus drinnk 2 forget.

Tell you what Lounge: lets do a countdown from 100 and ill share.
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100
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0...

now tell.
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I assume ya maen 99

98
The op is crazy funny as hell, and I like how he is trying to start that countdown properly even though he's blacked/crunked out of his mind with his horrendous spelling.

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Something about Rich Peverley being a rich man's Mike Richards.

Also post #27 in the now-legendary one-man GDT on the Minnesota Wild board: http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?t=746015&page=2


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Why don't we have a post your picture here thread anymore?

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07-10-2011, 08:15 AM
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"I won't beheading back to the grocery store anytime soon.

Someone please link the thread, I can't find it, but that was gold.
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http://hfboards.com/showpost.php?p=3...8&postcount=11

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http://hfboards.com/showthread.php?p...8#post33035768

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I still love it.

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