I hate you. Why did you have to put this up with three months to go before the season? Now I'm all hot and bothered with no outlet. The hockey version of blue balls.
Oh, you're a chick? Well, that figures... Cruel is right.
3 months, is it really that long? I never bother to do the math but in the middle of summer, i usually just think: "Can't wait for fall, hockey should be back in like a month and a half!" damnit... 3 long months.
Awesome video cruel, it was kind of neat how you put together a lot of great highlights back to back instead of clips of Richards sitting on the bench or putting on his equipment or getting out of his car on his way to the arena.
"I don't see anyone that can do all the things Richards can. Here is a short list of what he does for the orange and black.
Shuts down opponents 5 on 5. As a good a defensive center as there is in the league
Scores Check out the stats
Sets up goals Excellent passer
Wins faceoffs Any zone at any time of the game
Kills Penalties Not only kills, but scores while he's at it
Plays point on PP He can QB a PP from down low, but also plays the point.
Hits This is where he starts moving into a class of his own
Fights He drops the gloves when he has to.
Brings a major peace treaty to the middle east.
Finds cures for cancer, the common cold and herpes.
Balances the federal budget without cutting programs.
Puts out a bigger rock album than Dark Side Of The Moon.
Gives Yo Yo Ma music lessons.
Finishes Einstein's Unified Field Theory.
The "Most Interesting Man In The World" comes from MR's navel lint.
MR knows how to convert pure plutonium to delicious chocolate mousse.
He can explain God & reality in mathematic terms.
He traveled back 400+ years in a time machine (he built)
and invented hockey in the first place.
Unbeknownst to you,
Is your dad.
There are no blanks to fill in on his resume. If there is a more complete forward in the NHL, please tell me. I don't want to miss him.
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we have to have a realtor around here. So rumor has it that MR has found a place in El Segundo that he likes and one on the water in MDR too. Trying to decide which way to go. For a bach I would guess that he might want to pick up a place in MDR or MB/HB/RB Compton but he is different kind of cat.
If anyone hears anything and can post approximates it would be good for me. I have a chart that I am putting together of how many and what cities are players have lived in over the past ten years and I am up to our current rosters.
It is actually surprising and not really what I expected at all.
I'm not liking these allegations I've heard about Richards from Philly fans. Hell he can pop pills and drink all he wants, just play your ass off on the ice...
People on HF are unusually sheltered. A very large amount of athletes party/drink/etc; it's really no problem at all whatsoever as far as I'm concerned. The only time it worries me is when it's a youngster who hasn't really accomplished all that much (Doughty/Simmer) but Mike has already proven himself in the NHL, so I'm not going to lose any sleep over him being a party animal.