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07-12-2011, 09:29 PM
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So let me get this straight: Joe Vitale is the new Scott Glennie?

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07-12-2011, 09:43 PM
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No he's the next gary roberts..ohh yeah I said it. Joe vitale doesn't sleep..he waits.. joe vitale is bill brassky.

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07-12-2011, 10:34 PM
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Chichi just made a little gaffe that we will never, ever let him forget.

I'm tired of you haters. Vitale will show you all! He's the next TK! Remember the days when no one thought TK could best 30 points?....... No? Well pretend like you do.



And yes, Vitale is Italian for versatile. He can play any wing, fight like Roberts, pot 50 points (and that's just during camp and practices!), and will sign 10 year league minimum contract to circumvent the cap. RECOGNIZE!

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07-12-2011, 11:29 PM
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I'm tired of you haters. Vitale will show you all! He's the next TK! Remember the days when no one thought TK could best 30 points?....... No? Well pretend like you do.



And yes, Vitale is Italian for versatile. He can play any wing, fight like Roberts, pot 50 points (and that's just during camp and practices!), and will sign 10 year league minimum contract to circumvent the cap. RECOGNIZE!


I wouldn't bet against him.

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Excellent deal.

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07-13-2011, 01:43 AM
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Happy to see him back. Hope his recovery is going well. He has nice potential though I have no idea where he fits when he gets healthy. 4th line C maybe?

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07-13-2011, 10:38 AM
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I'm tired of you haters. Vitale will show you all! He's the next TK! Remember the days when no one thought TK could best 30 points?....... No? Well pretend like you do.



And yes, Vitale is Italian for versatile. He can play any wing, fight like Roberts, pot 50 points (and that's just during camp and practices!), and will sign 10 year league minimum contract to circumvent the cap. RECOGNIZE!


That made me chuckle.

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07-28-2011, 08:27 AM
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Listened to the interview with him from the Penguins Soundbytes podcast.

Spoke really well. Sounds like a promising player.

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07-28-2011, 09:38 AM
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You become a well-rounded human when you share a room on the road with Joe Vitale. He's a natural-born mentor, even to people his own age.

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07-28-2011, 09:48 AM
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I heard Vitale is responsible for the inspiration behind the Chandrasekhar Limit.

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07-28-2011, 09:58 AM
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Joe's Grandfather Giuseppe tutored Edwin Hubble in advanced math. Greatness runs in the blood.

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07-28-2011, 10:45 AM
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I just got some sour looks from co-workers when I took Joe Vitale's name in vain.

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Vitale invented then imposed the 0 Kelvin limit

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In the year 2017, Joe Vitale will travel back in time to December, 1986, with the sole intention of fathering Sidney Crosby. He will succeed

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07-28-2011, 01:31 PM
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I just got some sour looks from co-workers when I took Joe Vitale's name in vain.

I will never understand you kids today. So disrespectful. Why, when I was a kid we dreamed of the day Joe would be born, so as to have reason not to take his name in vain. Times were simpler back then...

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07-28-2011, 08:55 PM
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In the year 2017, Joe Vitale will travel back in time to December, 1986, with the sole intention of fathering Sidney Crosby. He will succeed
Post of the thread so far!

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07-29-2011, 01:49 AM
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So, in a Dustin Jeffrey thread, Joe Vitale has become the new Gary Roberts

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07-29-2011, 01:52 AM
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You mean Gary Roberts have become the new Joe Vitale?

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07-29-2011, 08:55 AM
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Joe Vitale can't fly, he does it anyway.

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07-29-2011, 09:40 AM
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There are rumors that Gary Roberts may be Joe Vitale's donor-father. The mother is allegedly a cyborg, designed by the Vitales Lab for Advanced Human-Machine Sciences (LAHMS), hidden away in the Italian Alps. Would explain the targeting / sniping ability.

This is unconfirmed however.

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07-29-2011, 11:06 AM
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Joe Vitale started 'That's what she said', and actually knows who it was that said it

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07-29-2011, 11:32 AM
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Joe Vitale can speak Brail


Joe Vitale once gave blood, it was canned and sold as "Red Bull"

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07-29-2011, 11:45 AM
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Joe Vitale doesnt throw body checks, other players willingly sacrifice themselves to his judgement.

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07-29-2011, 12:48 PM
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I think Joe will be the next "most interesting man in the world". I hope he drinks Dos Equis.

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07-29-2011, 02:24 PM
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Joe's a real man. He drinks Blue Ribbon

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