"I'm here to announce that I, Sidney Crosby, will start to pursue an acting career. My first film where I star will be "Dude, where's my Zamboni?", a hilarious comedy about a zamboni driver waking up in Phonix with no recollection of yesterday directed by Michael Bay. Lot's of explosions, humor and humoristic explotions to expect!"
Kind of late, but Crosby's actual acting skills in contrast with this idea that popped up in my head was just too delicious to resist.