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08-22-2011, 06:31 PM
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I'll bring the matches. We'll go halfsies on the gas. Meet you at the intersection of 8 and 228
The gas is on me. I'll just syphon it from a FedEx truck. It's not like they'll be able to prosecute me afterwards if i do the job right

Edit: That first line actually wasn't supposed to be a pun

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08-22-2011, 06:36 PM
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The gas is on me. I'll just syphon it from a FedEx truck. It's not like they'll be able to prosecute me afterwards if i do the job right

Edit: That first line actually wasn't supposed to be a pun
. You're on fire!

Pun intended

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08-22-2011, 06:38 PM
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I'm assuming Vitale is the 50 projection, yes?
<< see that? Joe is going to be a 20/30 man. With guys like Cooke and a stronger, faster Tangradi at his side, he cannot fail.

Geno is going to be the 50/50 man. All this and more is written in the stars.

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08-22-2011, 06:48 PM
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Joe Victory

20-50-90 projection for 2011-12

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08-22-2011, 07:51 PM
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<< see that? Joe is going to be a 20/30 man. With guys like Cooke and a stronger, faster Tangradi at his side, he cannot fail.

Geno is going to be the 50/50 man. All this and more is written in the stars.
That's crazy, man ... no way in hell Staal gets to 30 goals. Where's cassius?



... or were you projecting DJ as the 30 goal man?

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08-22-2011, 07:54 PM
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Joe Victory

20-50-90 projection for 2011-12
Noooow we're talkin' realistic projections!

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Joe Victory

20-50-90 projection for 2011-12

Even with Joe we cannot deny that 20+50=70, but I think it will be at least 2012-2013 before this level of versatility is displayed.

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08-23-2011, 07:12 AM
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While they're in there they can take out the spleens and any other not really needed could cause problem organs. This will also help when we need to clone anyone
This

Appendicies, spleens, gall bladders...none of them are really needed. They are like the styrafoam peanuts of the body, they just keep the other stuff from shifting around.

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08-23-2011, 10:34 AM
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Appendicies, spleens, gall bladders...none of them are really needed. They are like the styrafoam peanuts of the body, they just keep the other stuff from shifting around.
Haha, maybe if they take out one kidney opposite of their shooting side they could correct some players net shooting inaccuracies.



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08-25-2011, 01:38 AM
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Haha, maybe if they take out one kidney opposite of their shooting side they could correct some players net shooting inaccuracies.


This just in--Pascal Dupuis has three kidneys.

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If Dupuis has 3, I wonder how many Letang has

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This just in--Pascal Dupuis has three kidneys.
That's why Bylsma insists on playing Crosby with Dupuis. Gotta place Sidney the Kidney next to Dupuis.

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09-17-2011, 10:51 AM
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The PG had a list of injured players today.

Cleared for practice and scrimmages:
- Malkin (says knee is "at 90%", still wearing a knee brace)
- Johnson (fully recovered from concussion suffered in late February)
- Adams (appendectomy in August, declared himself a 100%, "almost a full go" says Bylsma)

Cleared for practice only:
- Crosby (recovering from concussion suffered in early January)
- Orpik (had hernia surgery July 20th)
- Jeffrey (had surgery for torn right ACL in April)

Out of action:
- Bortuzzo (right knee injury from prospects tournament, no surgery but wearing knee brace)
- Valabik (unspecified knee injury)

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09-17-2011, 06:44 PM
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If Orpik's not ready for opening day, what will the pairings look like?

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09-17-2011, 07:01 PM
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If Orpik's not ready for opening day, what will the pairings look like?
Martin, Letang
Niskanen, Michalek
Lovejoy, Engelland

Most likely. With Picard being the 7th.

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