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12-07-2011, 05:36 PM
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Drinking games to make it bearable

The only way I can watch the Bolts now is to have an incentive. These are examples, suggestions welcome as 50+ games to go.
  • Every time the Chief says "I'll tell you what"
  • When we score (whan I have work to do later)
  • When the opposition scores (weekend games only)
  • When Kubina does something stupid (weekend games only)
  • When a player or coach says "structure" (only for those who want to pass out)

Maybe a game for each GDT.

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Every time a Lightning player slips and falls with no one near them, take a drink.

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Lightning on an unjust penalty kill.

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Every turnover on the PP

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Every offside on an odd man rush.

Actually, better not do that one... your liver won't be able to take the damage.

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Every turnover on the PP
Even if we just get one in the first period, you'd be so plastered by the end of the PP that you couldn't continue the drinking game without risking a trip to the ER to get your stomach pumped.

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Even if we just get one in the first period, you'd be so plastered by the end of the PP that you couldn't continue the drinking game without risking a trip to the ER to get your stomach pumped.
Yeah, that's a quick way to find oneself ingesting carbon and meeting your friendly neighborhood stomach pump.

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Every offside on an odd man rush.

Actually, better not do that one... your liver won't be able to take the damage.

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When Roloson goes out to handle the puck

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When Downie gets a penalty for being Downie

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Everytime Kubina gets beaten with speed down a bottle of wine.

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Whenever you yell at a ref for a call.

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I've retired from sports drinking games after doing the SEC Championship one

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when ever they take the lead, two shots of Absinthe.. God knows you don't want to remember the rest of the game when they start blowing it.

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Chief: "I'll tell you what"
Chief: "That's the key" / "The key of it is"
Chief: "Tremendous"
Chief: "Tsk" / "Ssshhh"
Chief draws a circle too late on the telestrator

You'll be drunk after the first period.


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There should be a shot for every time a Tampa Bay General Hospital or Steak and Shake ad comes on too. You'd get drunk QUICK.

I've seen those ads some many effing times over the past couple years. Someone please satisfy my curiosity and tell me if Steak and Shake is any good? We dont have that **** up here in Canada

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Chief: "I'll tell you what"
Chief: "That's the key" / "The key of it is"
Chief: "Tremendous"
Chief: "Tsk" / "Ssshhh"
Chief draws a circle too late on the telestrator

You'll be drunk after the first period.
LOL. Beauty, I woulda never thought of that but so trueeee

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When Roloson goes out to handle the puck
I actually do take a drink whenever Roli goes out to handle the puck. It's not part of a drinking game... just a natural reaction.

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For Versus broadcasts, anytime something unnecessarily negative is said about the Lightning. You will be introduced to the floorth period.

Take a drink anytime during a game you just spontaneously yell out in anger, "make the trade!".


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Chief: "I'll tell you what"
Chief: "That's the key" / "The key of it is"
Chief: "Tremendous"
Chief: "Tsk" / "Ssshhh"
Chief draws a circle too late on the telestrator

You'll be drunk after the first period.
This one always cracks me up

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There should be a shot for every time a Tampa Bay General Hospital or Steak and Shake ad comes on too. You'd get drunk QUICK.

I've seen those ads some many effing times over the past couple years. Someone please satisfy my curiosity and tell me if Steak and Shake is any good? We dont have that **** up here in Canada
It's an alright place. Much, much better while drunk at 4am tho

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It's an alright place. Much, much better while drunk at 4am tho
Their fries are horrible even at 4am.

Taco Bus is my drunk food. Used to be White Castle though.

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Instead of you know drinking this season away...You should get back into shape...

Everytime we let in a goal...Because you will be so angry turn that negative energy into a positive by doing 10 pushups...

If we lose at least we'll look sexy doing it...

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Instead of you know drinking this season away...You should get back into shape...

Everytime we let in a goal...Because you will be so angry turn that negative energy into a positive by doing 10 pushups...

If we lose at least we'll look sexy doing it...
Cheaper too. I can't afford the booze to be drinking with all these rules.

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