New England senior league player banned for life for "giving a stink glove"

[TullyNYR]

http://deadspin.com/5868584/

Earlier today, the most intriguing athlete bio in the history of athlete bios made the rounds. Zung Nguyen, a 37-year old defenseman for a Boston-area men's hockey league, became an instant legend for this single sentence:

"PLAYER KICKED OUT OF LEAGUE FOR DEFECATING IN OPPONENT'S GLOVE FOLLOWING A FIGHT ON THE ICE."

Absolutely disgusting...but still kind of funny. There really are some morons who play this game, even in the lower levels.

[Gino 14]

The action was funny but the ban was excessive.

[headsigh]

That was not what I expected when I read stinkglove.

[tarheelhockey]

Originally Posted by transcend

That was not what I expected when I read stinkglove.

Usually "I spit out my coffee" is just a cliche, but I literally was taking a sip of coffee thinking this was just going to be about refs overreacting to a facewash. Saw the article title... and spit out my coffee.

[CASUAL KEV]

lmfao hahah I did not expect that.

[iamjs]

you've gotta be ****ting me.

Not that I want to see some dude taking a two on the ice, but I'm curious as to what happened and how he pulled this off.

[CornKicker]

i would assume he brought the glove to the room but lol all around

[iamjs]

Originally Posted by CornKicker

i would assume he brought the glove to the room but lol all around

Article was on Puck Daddy, and they said the guy squatted in the corner of the ice and did his thing.

[nightfighter]

Originally Posted by CornKicker

i would assume he brought the glove to the room but lol all around

After the fight, both players were ejected from the game. The guy took a glove of his opponent and threw it into the stands. He emerged from the dressing room later on, retrieved the glove, went into a corner and did his thing before placing the glove back in the stands.

Worst part is that the other guy actually put his hand into the glove when he retrieved it

[rinkrat22]

dude that is awesome, unless you are the one whose glove got **** in.

[Stickmata]

It'll be interesting the next time he's looking for a job and during the background check, they Google his name and find that article.

What a moron.

[Insta]

HAHA. His girlfriend was there when he did this too? LOL

[VaporTrail]

the thing I am wondering is how did he ever wipe himself ? lol

[nystromshairstylist]

Originally Posted by iamjs

you've gotta be ****ting me.

Not that I want to see some dude taking a two on the ice, but I'm curious as to what happened and how he pulled this off.

Agreed, I think the truly astounding element is not the action, but the process by which the action was implemented. My imagination, sadly, is not capable of achieving this accomplishment...

[nystromshairstylist]

Originally Posted by VaporTrail

the thing I am wondering is how did he ever wipe himself ? lol

That what the other glove is for.

[Ozz]

I tried but I can't not laugh at this. Utter lunacy

[iamjs]

Originally Posted by nightfighter

After the fight, both players were ejected from the game. The guy took a glove of his opponent and threw it into the stands. He emerged from the dressing room later on, retrieved the glove, went into a corner and did his thing before placing the glove back in the stands.

Looks like I misunderstood the article.

I thought he threw it into the corner, dropped his gear and eventually dropped a deuce.

Worst part is that the other guy actually put his hand into the glove when he retrieved it