"Of course giving Sather cap space is like giving teenagers whiskey and car keys." - SBOB "Watching Sather build a team is like watching a blind man with no fingers trying to put together an elaborate puzzle." - Shadowtron
Sestito still on the make a wish tour. - rholt168 "Okay, Joel. You've had your fun. Give your brother his pads back." - Trxjw
Wait... ANOTHER "waaaah why isn't my favorite player Sean Avery playing" thread?
After the team just took over the lead in the Atlantic? Now that they are in 3rd place in the entire league, a point out of first with two games in hand? Now that they're on their third 4-or-more win streak in less than half a season?
Seriously, just go watch the WWE. You want theatrics, not hockey.
EDIT: And wait... "Sean Avery is a great man"?!?!?!?!?!?! WTF?
"In a tense Game 7, Fedotenko scored goals for Tampa Bay late in the first period and late in the second period for a 2–0 lead. After Conroy scored to narrow the deficit to 2–1, Calgary barraged Khabibulin after taking only seven shots in the first two periods. After the Conroy goal, Khabibulin stopped 16 Calgary shots. The series ended as Flames center Marcus Nilson missed a last-second opportunity to force overtime. Tampa Bay won the game, 2–1, and the Stanley Cup."
This. It may have been 8 years ago. But I'm sure this will always be in the back of Torts' mind.