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01-13-2012, 02:32 PM
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Did Kelly teach you her techniques?

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"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."

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Backes: 1 more time BURR!!

Burrows: Oh stop it! David!

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"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
Ahh childhood obesity.

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"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BTCH", "what?" *SHOOTS IN THE LEG* "I SAID.... DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BTCH!"

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Before the game, Hitchcock made it clear to his team to watch out for Alex Burrows. He is known to be a dirty b****, and never mans up for the shenanigans he constantly pulls. Hitchcock claims that Burrows is a guy who "seriously needs some t*sticles."

Being the team captain, David Backes felt it was his duty to step up for his team, and decided to fulfill Hitchcock's words. Unfortunately, Backes misinterpreted what Hitchcock was trying to say, and proceeded to give Burrows a couple of "test tickles" which is not exactly what Hitchcock had in mind.

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LOL oh man. Was "Tell Kelly I say hi" code for something else? lol

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Bored? Caption the Detoilet fan

This is your Sunday offering, please be irreverent.



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Hey, a girl! wait... nevermind.

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"Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life."
Goonies is the best movie EVER!

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