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01-24-2012, 09:06 AM
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It's the announcement of Paul Gaustad's 8 year extension at 3 million per! HUGE NEWS!



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I have it on good authority that the "major" announcement will be that free Rohypnol (roofies) will now be made available to Sabres fans who purchase tix to the Tailgate Tent Parties! Sabres fans know they're going to wake up the morning after a game feeling ill and violated, and the organization wants to help by wiping the memory of what actually happened during the game clean from your memory with the aid of modern pharmacology. Still just $55 for a game ticket and a pass to the tent party (roofie included). Operators are standing by.
This was worth literal LOLs and reading outloud to a friend, who also had literal LOLs.

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Thurman Thomas said there is a big splash about to happen.
Let me guess -- he just had his morning coffee. Thurman's nothing if not regular.

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He's buying WGR and ordering all the on air talent to be more positive with regards to the Sabres so that the team will turn things around.


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I hope that he would do it verbatim, referring to himself in the third person.
You knew what I meant: he would say "I'm not qualified to be a GM"

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It's the announcement of Paul Gaustad's 8 year extension at 3 million per! HUGE NEWS!

Structured thusly:

2012-13: $6m
2013-14: $5m
2014-15: $4m
2015-16: $4m
2016-17: $2m
2017-18: $1m
2018-19: $1m
2019-20: $1m

That way we can't trade him in any of the first four seasons because no functioning organization would ever pay him that salary, and we can't trade him in his final four seasons because his cap hit will far exceed his then-declining ability. But, hey, if we buy him out after Year 4, we'll only have eight years of approximately $416k in dead cap space.

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Structured thusly:

2012-13: $6m
2013-14: $5m
2014-15: $4m
2015-16: $4m
2016-17: $2m
2017-18: $1m
2018-19: $1m
2019-20: $1m

That way we can't trade him in any of the first four seasons because no functioning organization would ever pay him that salary, and we can't trade him in his final four seasons because his cap hit will far exceed his then-declining ability. But, hey, if we buy him out after Year 4, we'll only have eight years of approximately $416k in dead cap space.
Hey, maybe the Islanders would be interested in the last four years because it'll help them reach the salary floor more cheaply! Silver lining!

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01-24-2012, 10:24 AM
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You knew what I meant: he would say "I'm not qualified to be a GM"
While a lot less amusing, I guess it is the more likely scenario.


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What, is he a near a pool or something

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They are announcing a partnership with Fuccillo dealerships. It's HUUUUUGE Buffalo, HUUUUUGE.

In all seriousness, I've never heard of this BlueandGold and it doesn't sound like a credible source. We can open this later on if anything comes of it.

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