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02-06-2012, 05:22 PM
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Why Phaneuf Needs A Mustache.

The one thing holding back Dion's game from going to the next level.

Is a mustache.

Mustaches = Respect + Grit + Money + Women

He some how managed to get the last three with out the help of the stache, but imagine what he could do with it.


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The one thing holding back Dion's game from going to the next level.

Is a mustache.

Mustaches = Respect + Grit + Money + Women

He some how managed to get the last three with out the help of the stache, but imagine what he could do with it.

He is one of the most feared hitters in the NHL

He makes 7 million this year. (6.5 cap hit)

His girlfriend is Elisha Cuthburt.

btw, Ian White looks like a $ex off3nder

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02-06-2012, 05:56 PM
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He is one of the most feared hitters in the NHL

He makes 7 million this year. (6.5 cap hit)

His girlfriend is Elisha Cuthburt.

btw, Ian White looks like a $ex off3nder
But does he have a mustache?

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02-06-2012, 05:58 PM
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Can someone make a pic of Phaneuf with a handlebar?

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He is one of the most feared hitters in the NHL

He makes 7 million this year. (6.5 cap hit)

His girlfriend is Elisha Cuthburt.

btw, Ian White looks like a $ex off3nder
He acknowledged that he already had 3 of them just not respect.

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02-06-2012, 06:00 PM
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While I don't necessarily agree that 'stache= awesome, I have no doubt that Dion would be feared even more with the addition of some facial hair.
Guess we'll just have to wait for the playoffs.

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I agree.


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I agree.

LOL!

Well done.

But I'm pretty sure that Phaneuf said in an interview when he was a Flame that he's unable to grow thick facial hair.

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Elisha probably doesn't let him grow one

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But I'm pretty sure that Phaneuf said in an interview when he was a Flame that he's unable to grow thick facial hair.

I'm convinced his hair follicles just turned into jaw bone

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I'm not sure the guy can grow one...

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Phaneuf can't grow a mustache.


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