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Who would you call a "machine"?

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01-12-2006, 12:57 PM
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Kovy -- Pointing machine. Nobody points better than Kovalchuk. Nobody.

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Hemsky - a pass-when-you-should-shoot machine
MacTavish - a blending machine

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LUONGO is a machine fo sho

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Alex Karpovtsev = Injury Machine
Kerry Fraser = Blycream Machine
Brent Sopel = Baboon Machine

Oh.... and Benoit Pouliot is the future hair machine. That means, when Jagr will be on the other side of the "hair growth curve"

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Robert Esche: Rebound machine
Chris Therien: Useless machine

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Markus Naslund
Naslund would be one of the players who I wouldn't attach the label of 'machine' to.

What kind of machine is he? A disinterested machine? What does he do that's so mechanically consistent that you'd say he's a 'machine'?

THere's 22 better 'machine' picks on the canucks.

Sedins: Cycle machine, or, washing machine.
Carter: Garbage disposal machine.
Auld: Largely unwarranted blame machine.
Jovo: Defensive Blunder machine.
crow: sheet metal hair
nonis: "No Panic" Machine
etcetcetc


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Naslund would be one of the players who I wouldn't attach the label of 'machine' to.

What kind of machine is he? A disinterested machine? What does he do that's so mechanically consistent that you'd say he's a 'machine'?

THere's 22 better 'machine' picks on the canucks.

Sedins: Cycle machine, or, washing machine.
Carter: Garbage disposal machine.
Auld: Largely unwarranted blame machine.
Jovo: Defensive Blunder machine.
crow: sheet metal hair
nonis: "No Panic" Machine
etcetcetc

This is un true.

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This is un true.

You're right, and after this post I will edit mine accordingly.

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Homer vote, but Ethan Moreau can be a machine at times. He'll literally put the Oilers on his back some nights and just carry the team.

He's got that same glare sometimes that Messier did.

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No one is more of an overall, balanced, and talented machine night-in and night-out than Alfredsson.

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Fedor Emelianenko is a machine...

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i would call Fedor Emelianenko a machine!!!

opps wrong sport

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Fedor Emelianenko is a machine...

how in the world did you beat me to it. LOLOL


i just saw the first post and thought fedor, and there you go posting right before me.

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01-13-2006, 08:47 AM
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Patrik Elias - Eats-food-prepared-by-poopy-hands machine

or

Patrik Elias - Russian-doctors-still-say-its-the-flu machine

or

Patrik Elias - Scar-tissued Liver machine

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Rod Brind'Amour is a faceoff winning machine.

29 faceoff wins tonight against Nashville.

http://www.nhl.com/scores/htmlreports/20052006/FC020650.HTM

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Ovechkin never stops. His legs are always pumping. He's relentless - kind of like Yul Brynner in Westworld (who was also a machine).

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Rod Brind'Amour is a faceoff MACHINE.

(Everytime somebody says machine in this thread I get a visual of that dude from the movie 8MM).

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