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11-11-2003, 10:48 AM
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NEWSWIRE: Leafs, Oilers and Preds have revoked their contract offer to andora's box, thus making him Avalanche property.
We ( the Preds ) couldn't have faxed anything over either. We can't afford a fax machine

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We ( the Preds ) couldn't have faxed anything over either. We can't afford a fax machine

no your's was sent by snail mail.

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Guess that puts me down in the ECHL somewhere!

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Yup. Start working out in the offseason and maybe you'll make the HFAFL team.

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I"ll play for anyone except:

Philly
Devils
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anyone else is ok.

I prefer the Leafs

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Nope...Stamps are expensive too!!!!

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Property of the New York Ranger$ over here.

At least I get a big payday

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Rick Middleton, that was an absolutely brilliant piece of work!

Thanks muchly for including me on the team... I'm honoured!

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hmm, i guess i can be an enforcer haha

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I'll play for either Phoenix or Anaheim. Not sure how much use they'll have for a junior 4th liner like me though...

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I don't know if I can make the Habs team, but if not, I'd be suited for Scouting

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Are you under 5 feet 2

Viva la ice dancing midgets

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For the Pens

Not 100% sure of the lines but the roster would be something of this nature

Coach: Alexei Kovalev

Scoring Line 1
raiderzero - starkoulos - koltsov71


Scoring Line 2
der schweinehund - spence_ - evilo

Disruption Line
michelbriere21 - unholy divers - rowsdower 3:16

Checking Line
jdb3939 - mr t - kutdacheez

Defense
tom_servo - phantom penguin
scarface - jimmy page
kungfupengiun - mrknownothing

Goal
jacobv2


the preverbial Surovy, Beech, and Lupaschuk:
Pensfan68
iagreewithidiots
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dedalus - SBOB - pld459666

A highly skilled and intelligent first line, these guys have been through it all (cola wars, mullets, the rivals shutdown) and always set the tone for Rangers posting. Feared an respected, they'll have their jersey's in the rafters someday.


Melrose Jr. - Jr#9 - True Blue

This abrasive but two way line can shut down the opposition, and score at will.. Their "off ice" bonding at local bars has given them a sixth sense in knowing when the others are ready for a refill..


Edge - Laches - Larry Melnyk

These guys will pin you in your own zone, make your goalie cry, and sue your ass for failing to provide them with a challenge.. Any success is viewed as failure unless they reach the holy grail.. Which is vintage dependent..

Liquid Clown - sickboy35 - Theo Fan

As complete a 4th line as you'll find in the game, they'll beat you down, then puke their pre game 12 packs all over you while your down. Then after the game they'll take you out for the time of your life.. do yourself a favor, stay on their good side..

Extra forwards- aneirin (currently serving suspension), Servo (on legal assignment..

Defense-

Fletch - Riz

A stay at home (but goes out all night) American born defenseman, with the highly skilled european blueliner (who commutes from some frigign country like Norway, EVERYDAY) makes this a feared top pair..

kodiak - Shadowtron

These guys play it under the radar. You don't realize they're there, until you approach the front of the net, in which case you'll be in the corner sucking your thumb wondering what the hell happened to your woobie..

Brooklyn Ranger - Oldtimer

Brooklyn, the first female in Rangers history is the straw that stirs the drink, and makes accountability a staple of Ranger posting.. Keep your head up when approaching, if you foolishly dare.. Her partner would just as soon rip your face off and **** down your neck, but the meds have worked wonders..

7th- Evil Sather- Suites up for Philly, Islander games, reasons are obvious, he's evil fer chrissakes..

Goalie- Draft Guru- His movment, like his articles are a little late, but always on the spot. A winner through and through..

Backup- Fish- Not seen often, as he's on special assignment, but the dude is clutch and clutch is ummm, clutch is good..

President/GM/Head Coach- Klingsor

This old battle axe has seen and done it all.. Calm in the face of chaos and his practice of playing "Ride of the Valkyries" as his team breaks up ice can unnerve the most stout opponent.. Calm, fair exterior masks the rage and competetive fire that burns within.. Slow to anger, quick to laughter, this guy's charges would run through walss for him, which he makes them do if they don't find his monicle in time..

Assitant Coach/Video- King

klingsor's right hand and the hardest working man on the squad, "Big Sal" as he's called by his peers will have video prepared before the play finishes.

Trainer- Davisian, a pack a day habit and excessive drinking keep this punk from suiting up.. Kept around for beer runs, and to watch e-bay bids for the lineup.. Training methods include 'Tussin, Windex and Jagrmeister.


Honorable mentions-

The following stable of youth on the farm frequently scrimmages with the big squad, and wins their fair share.. These kids are a force, and will keep the squad on top for many years to come..

Mark Pavelich

Jackson Ranger

Vito Andolini

nYr Lundmark 21

lundyfan

ihatenewjersey

Skroob

#37 #93 #27

slats432

Barnaby

reveille

Potter

Rabid Ranger

RFAN

shmekel

TKLOOCH22

Barnaby63

jar jar links

sneak

RGF

professor Frink

Shapa 999

L.I. Ranger fan

MisterUnspoken

And many more..

Any exclusions are the fault of the author's drunkeness...

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UMMMMM I think you missed a couple Slats and Reveille
D'OH.. I told you I was drunk..

Awful oversight on my part...

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I'll do a quick habs team off the top of my head. I know I'm going to miss at least a couple deserving hab posters, so please other habs posters feel free to post another team:

NWT Habsfan - Mcphee - Gros Bill
My 1st line is made up of 3 of the 'older' hab posters. They probablely can't last an entire season, but damn it, they are mighty fine leaders.

raketheleaves - RE-HABS - HABitual
Don't think any other team could boost such a strong second line.

Mike8 - Psycho Joe - Demond Blond
Psycho Joe would be a 1st liner on any other team and we got him on the 3rd line. Drool away.

Munchausen - Brisebois - HABitude
Killer 4th line. Brisebois's line can shut down any of the top lines in this league.

Habs - ax2+bx+c
Aphotic - Unbiased Canadian
Higgsfan - Russian Fan
Our forwards can score 1 goal a night and have no worries with this kind of defence.

theo6060, nic30
Goaltending tandem that the rest of ya can dream about.

coaching staff:
Patty Roy, Saku K., J-D
Best coaching staff of all time.

GM:
montreal
Our Sam Pollack. He'll screw ya out of your best players and make ya beleive ya got the better end of the deal.

scouting staff:
Duff88, Big M1ke, KILLger, Plekanec

on the farm:
KOMO_ROCKS, Medicine Twin, CrAzY NiNe, Habs65, The~Franchise, HabsFan1084, Habz_rule, koivu4ever, Mike Komisarek, SUOMI, jl.roberts, Habber, Bob *******s, anon, hockey_nut, FOTS, 417 TO MTL, Markov79fan, Guy!, Kryoptix, Bring_Bak_Damphousse, patp77, Nash13, HabsoluteFate, RichardZednik#20, Vicious, Boutmania, Habsolution, Jozeph_Balej, 8b, DJyellow, geeman, Joe Cole, SpezNc, BLONG7, Bud The Spud, Quagmier, Cayouche5, Habs4ever, habfan4 this list could go on forever!!!
just to name a few of the premium products we have on the farm in case of emergency. Most of these guys would be starters on any other team.

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I'll do a quick habs team off the top of my head. I know I'm going to miss at least a couple deserving hab posters, so please other habs posters feel free to post another team:

NWT Habsfan - Mcphee - Gros Bill
My 1st line is made up of 3 of the 'older' hab posters. They probablely can't last an entire season, but damn it, they are mighty fine leaders.

.....

just to name a few of the premium products we have on the farm in case of emergency. Most of these guys would be starters on any other team.
Wow, what a great line-up. I made the first line! I'M surprised and flattered, what with such great depth. I'll try to live up to expectations, but my back is killing me, though.

You forgot someone, Darz : Darz. You definitely belong on the first line, but you're too modest.

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rbrooks/ducky/Stevex
hbk/Hoot/PhoPhan
Dancing Chicken/Buddhaful/GoCoyotes
XavierX/ulf/_Del_

Hordichuk_24/Howling Coyote
YotesFan/roadrunner
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Coyote Tony

recently retired after realizing he couldn't hack it in training camp: eye
top prospect: LT

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Presenting Our Toronto Maple Leafs:
Coach: 50 Mission Cap
GM: Sluggo
Mascot: Monkey-00
Lines:
Go Pierre Hedin Gilmour's Way Dutchleafsfan (C)
DocHolliday Northern Dancer Porn* (A)
Think Blue Rand Nordique
Brock TOR-TOWN Dar

reserves: Antro the Great, Comrie Fanatic, m-gro, Sundin13

Defense:
Caber Fan (A) Douggy
IceWind Dale Leaf Army
Johnny Blue and White

Breakdown:

Go Pierre Hedin
Pros: great vision, great size, creates great traffic in front of net, laser guided shot
Cons: doesn't shoot enough and elects to pass, hesitant to dig in the corners
Projected production: 26G 34A 60Pts. 135PIM

Gilmour's Way
Pros: clean and crisp passes, great 2 way Centre, fast skater,amazing backhand, unselfish, team oriented
Cons: Sometimes a little too soft on the defensive side, trys to be too creative sometimes.
Projected production: 35G 37A 72pts. 60PIM

DutchLeafsFan:
Pros: Smooth skater can stop on a dime, pin point shooting, above avg. playmaker
Cons: Health (small anoying injuries, not serious), not physical but makes up for it with production
Projected production: 42G 36A 78Pts 13PIM

DocHolliday:
Pros: Solid 2 way forward, great defensive awareness, great hands, #1PK
Cons: takes criticism too personal, too much attitude
Projected production: 14G 22A 36Pts 36PIM

NorthernDancer:
Pros: Heart and grit combined with vision and skill. not scared to drop the gloves but would rather draw the penelty and score on the PP
Cons: age is a factor, sometimes overly emotional in games.
Projected production: 21G 27A 48Pts 54PIM

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Pros: prototypical PF, solid checker, loves the corners, offensive contributor, leads by example
Cons: aging results in health issues (back) but still high calibre, sometimes sloppy positioning on defensive side which results in penelties
Projected Production: 29G 25A 54Pts 117PIM

Think Blue:
Pros: very energetic, emotional, physical, team oriented. great character, solid PK
Cons: sometimes too emotional which could effect his production,
Projected production: 12G 23A 35Pts 122 PIM

Rand:
Pros: great faceoff %, great leader, aging star with valuable experience, great character
Cons:age factor, nagging injuries
Projected production: 14G 17A 31Pts 54PIM

Nordique:
Pros: great defensive asset, great skater, emotional but contained, #1PK
Cons: very little offensive output, sometimes not physical enough
Projected production: 4G 13A 17Pts 57PIM

Brock:
Pros: versatile F/D, Very physical, likes dropping the gloves
Cons: very little to no offensive production, hands like rocks (see above)
Projected Production: 3G 6A 9Pts 196PIM

Tor-Town:
Pros: young, still developing, great vision and maturity
Cons: none yet... too young to evaluate
Projected Production: 3G 16A 19pts. 29PIM

Dar:
Pros: Tough as nails, teams main enforcer in terms of fighting, good hands
Cons: physical size a little too small, too emotional, some untimely penelties
Projected Production: 15G 14A 29Pts 171PIM

Defense:

Caber Fan:
Pros: physical, great PP QB, good point shot
Cons: sometimes out of position, overly physical which results in penelties
Projected productions: 16G 26A 42Pts 135PIM

Douggy:
Pros: Solid Offensive Dman, great on odd man rush, PP QB #1. Great vision, playmaking
Cons: Soft on defensive side, pinches when ill advised, not nearly enough emotion but still young
Projected production: 13G 34A 47Pts 28PIM

Icewind Dale:
Pros: physical, great defensive awareness, great character and leadership on the blue line
Cons: aging dman, high salary, little offensive output
Projected production: 1G 14A 15Pts 92PIM

Leaf Army:
Pros: Great size (6'3 220lbs), good defensive skill, still a work in progress
Cons: inconsistent, being a high draft pick (3rd overall in 96') has led to too high expectations so far. but not unattanable (sp)
Projected production: 1G 10A 11Pts 46PIM

Johnny:
Pros: Very physical, Very emotional, veteran with experience
Cons: Cheap shot artist (knees and elbows), age
Projected production: 2G 9A 11Pts 108PIM

Blue and White:
Pros: young and skilled offensively, decent size, should develop nicely
Cons: currently injured, not physical enough
Projected production:23GP 3G 4A 7Pts 12PIM

Goalies:

Skidley:
Pros: cat like reflexes (no potvin jokes), great awareness of both ends of ice, doesn't take big risks, great glove, butterfly style
Cons: a little small but doesn't show it, over confident (which is good/bad)
Projected production: 63Gms 36 20 7 4 2.34 .918 8SO

Pinto80:
Pros: great positioning, solid glove hand and stick handling, physically big
Cons: young and inexperienced, a little too risky behind the net
Projected production: 19Gms 9 6 2 2 3.13 .898 1SO

Extras/Reserves:
Wendel Clarke Jr., Antro the Great, Comrie Fanatic, Ohio Jones, M-Gro, Shawn, Sundin13, Joey24 (All solid prospects looking to steal a spot)

Healthy Scratch: The Loose Cannon (name says it all!!!)

I hope this is good lol took a little while
but we are going to win so its worth it!

edit: btw none of this is true or based on anything except my thoughts of how the leafs should be and kinda are

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rbrooks/ducky/Stevex
hbk/Hoot/PhoPhan
Dancing Chicken/Buddhaful/GoCoyotes
XavierX/ulf/_Del_

Hordichuk_24/Howling Coyote
YotesFan/roadrunner
winnipegjets4life/Waldo

Coyote Tony

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top prospect: LT

LT? lol he's totally sens property

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I'll do a quick habs team off the top of my head. I know I'm going to miss at least a couple deserving hab posters, so please other habs posters feel free to post another team:

NWT Habsfan - Mcphee - Gros Bill
My 1st line is made up of 3 of the 'older' hab posters. They probablely can't last an entire season, but damn it, they are mighty fine leaders.

raketheleaves - RE-HABS - HABitual
Don't think any other team could boost such a strong second line.

Mike8 - Psycho Joe - Demond Blond
Psycho Joe would be a 1st liner on any other team and we got him on the 3rd line. Drool away.

Munchausen - Brisebois - HABitude
Killer 4th line. Brisebois's line can shut down any of the top lines in this league.

Habs - ax2+bx+c
Aphotic - Unbiased Canadian
Higgsfan - Russian Fan
Our forwards can score 1 goal a night and have no worries with this kind of defence.

theo6060, nic30
Goaltending tandem that the rest of ya can dream about.

coaching staff:
Patty Roy, Saku K., J-D
Best coaching staff of all time.

GM:
montreal
Our Sam Pollack. He'll screw ya out of your best players and make ya beleive ya got the better end of the deal.

scouting staff:
Duff88, Big M1ke, KILLger, Plekanec

on the farm:
KOMO_ROCKS, Medicine Twin, CrAzY NiNe, Habs65, The~Franchise, HabsFan1084, Habz_rule, koivu4ever, Mike Komisarek, SUOMI, jl.roberts, Habber, Bob *******s, anon, hockey_nut, FOTS, 417 TO MTL, Markov79fan, Guy!, Kryoptix, Bring_Bak_Damphousse, patp77, Nash13, HabsoluteFate, RichardZednik#20, Vicious, Boutmania, Habsolution, Jozeph_Balej, 8b, DJyellow, geeman, Joe Cole, SpezNc, BLONG7, Bud The Spud, Quagmier, Cayouche5, Habs4ever, this list could go on forever!!!
just to name a few of the premium products we have on the farm in case of emergency. Most of these guys would be starters on any other team.
The Franchise is happy to be playing in Hamilton, for Now!!!! :p But I will be pushing for a roster spot.



(PS: thanks for the recognition)

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Dancing Chicken/Buddhaful/GoCoyotes
XavierX/ulf/_Del_

Hordichuk_24/Howling Coyote
YotesFan/roadrunner
winnipegjets4life/Waldo

Coyote Tony

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top prospect: LT
My hometown franchise betrays me...off to lobby the Ducks gm to get a tryout.

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