"ahem, mr and mrs jonesey...let's not kid ourselves. your son, jonesey, was clearly on a dead-end street with school, anyway...i mean...let's face it...if brains were table salt all his food would taste a little bland. that said, why not let him get the most out of life, and enjoy some nashville predators hockey? shouldn't he at least be HAPPY?"
by the way, the center ice broadcast is the calgary feed, and their announcers have not been as complimentary as some of the other teams' announcers. they've actually been pretty negative of the team and the franchise in general