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03-18-2012, 01:16 AM
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Game 73: Coyotes @ Oilers|3-18-2012|5PM(Our heads are up our ***** edition)



And now an important message from Angry Dave Tippett



What the **** is your major malfunction Coyotes? Did you ****ing forget how to play hockey? Do you just want to get ****ing paid millions of dollars to sit on your ***** and watch Oprah? If I wanted a bunch of ****ing players to get paid for sucking at hockey I would just clone a bunch of Paul Bissonettes for a fraction of the cost.
Mike Smith: If I wanted to play a goalie that let in goals they should have ****ing stopped then I would have asked for Bryz to be resigned. Keith Yandle: If I wanted a ****ing defenseman to cough up the puck in our zone in front of the net I would have asked for Jovo to be resigned. Do I see ****ing tears coming out of some of your eyes? Am I coaching a bunch of ****ing pansies? Which one of you now wants to request a ****ing trade?

I'm telling all of you right here right now that no ones ****ing job with this team is safe if we don't make the playoffs. If you still want to be with this organization then all of you have better get your heads out of your ****ing ***** and get with the program. We have 10 games left and we are in control of our own ****ing destony. Now get your ***** on the ice and get me my ****ing 400th NHL win as Head Coach and don't let the opposition score the 1st goal of the game especially in the 1st period.



Hopefully Fox Sports Arizona was able to catch all of the F-Bombs

Oh and until the Coyotes start playing hockey the right way and are winning, no more proper GDT's made by me.



Today' GDT is:



SGT Hartmann approved!!!!




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Having Angry Tippett in the GDT has led to the Coyotes winning the game. I hope the 3rd time is a charm.

Angry Dave Tippett is angry!!! LOL


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Score first, trap, dump and chase. Win 1-0. I'll be happy.

inb4 Yandle turnover within a minute of the game. I wouldn't blame Tippett for getting physically abusive if we lose this game. Start throwing chairs around, etc.

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Score first, trap, dump and chase. Win 1-0. I'll be happy.

inb4 Yandle turnover within a minute of the game. I wouldn't blame Tippett for getting physically abusive if we lose this game. Start throwing chairs around, etc.
He already has, see the GDT?

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We better win this game!

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He already has, see the GDT?
Well I'm waiting for Yandle's turnover, leading Tippett to lay a severe beat down to Yandle in the middle of the dressing room, as an example to the team of what will happen if you **** it up.

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Awesome GDT.

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Very fitting GDT AP

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Well I'm waiting for Yandle's turnover, leading Tippett to lay a severe beat down to Yandle in the middle of the dressing room, as an example to the team of what will happen if you **** it up.
I think I'd actually want the Yotes to go down in the first again if it meant I got see Tip go ballistic and jump over the boards and proceed to beat whoever messed up.

As much as I'm not a fan of crowds chanting curses what with all the kids in the building, if at any of the remaining home games the Yotes go down in the first then I'd suggest the crowd begin a "**** me" chant, or at least one good echoing shout after any time Tip says it.

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Very fitting GDT AP



I think I'd actually want the Yotes to go down in the first again if it meant I got see Tip go ballistic and jump over the boards and proceed to beat whoever messed up.

As much as I'm not a fan of crowds chanting curses what with all the kids in the building, if at any of the remaining home games the Yotes go down in the first then I'd suggest the crowd begin a "**** me" chant, or at least one good echoing shout after any time Tip says it.
Oh, I"m going to the Blues game. If Yandle does something stupid like he did against Calgary, I'll be trying to get something going. I'm row 6, so he'll be able to hear me.

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If I was smart I would create an angry tippett game to replace angry birds. Have a good feeling win this game and will win dallas

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What happened to Adrian Aucoin?
When will he be availbale to play?

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Which one of you now wants to request a ****ing trade?


I can see him actually saying that.

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I can see him actually saying that.
any word on aucoin, hanzal, vrbata or chip?

Id love to have aucoin back with yandle and hanzal and vrbata on the second line with vermette and brule on a third line without all the pressure to score and chip over pyatt

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Chip is cleared for contact, could be ready next week.

Hanzal(upper body), Vrbata(illness), Aucoin(lower body) are day to day.

I really hope we get these guys back.

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The boys definitely need to pull their heads out, but Tippetts frustration only makes me believe he's without an answer.

I think he needs to stay the course.... it's up to the boys on the ice to execute.

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Hanzal and Vrbata will play tonight...

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Mike Smith is epected to start tonight.

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Hanzal and Vrbata will play tonight...
That makes me very happy!

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Mike Smith is epected to start tonight.
Nooooooo!!!!!

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Nooooooo!!!!!
Haha, I'm not too worried about it tonight. I feel the team in front of Smith is going to come out with a huge purpose. I could be wrong, but after the Calgary game, and where we were at in the playoff run to lay a goose egg like that, certain people in this organization let it be known to everyone else. I might be optimistic, but this could be the best game of the season for them.

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Smith should come out and play the first puck into our own net just to get it out of the way.

I think they might want to rethink this whole "Hockey the hard way" strategy...

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Smith should come out and play the first puck into our own net just to get it out of the way.

I think they might want to rethink this whole "Hockey the hard way" strategy...
Lol! That's awesome!!

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3 hours until we get to see the Tippett meter in action.

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Who's in charge of the "Yandle being a dumbass" count?

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Who's in charge of the "Yandle being a dumbass" count?
I will keep unofficial count

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