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I don't chirp or try to show off my clever-ness... I just try to set up plays and score goals, which is the best "comeback" to an egotistical ass yapping his mouth off. I even hate the word "chirp" and all that stereotypical hockey lingo. It's cheesy lol.
Beaking is part of hockey (all sports, really). Don't be boring.
Beaking is part of hockey (all sports, really). Don't be boring.
I get why people do it.. I just personally don't partake in trying to be "clever" in front of my friends. If I do say something it's "You suck, bro." Or "Go F yourself."
I get why people do it.. I just personally don't partake in trying to be "clever" in front of my friends. If I do say something it's "You suck, bro." Or "Go F yourself."
Shouldn't have to try to be clever. You're either funny or you're Phil Kessel (no personality).
Hilarious! I would have laughed my *** off if some dude said that to me. Haha!
and really, thats just what i guess i was going for. im the guy out there who plays hard (clean) but is always trying to just have a good time. i wasnt trying to be a tool or anything. this girl had NO idea what to say to me, but she didnt seem upset.
I get why people do it.. I just personally don't partake in trying to be "clever" in front of my friends. If I do say something it's "You suck, bro." Or "Go F yourself."
hell I give my friends twice as much **** as I give people I don't know, that's the fun part of it
My favourite chirp is easily the lamest chirp I've heard but I laugh anytime someone says it.
"I used to have that bucket, then my dad got a job". This chirp can be used towards anyone on the ice as long as they don't have the same bucket as you. It's not even funny but I still laugh and used to use it all the time. Most of the times the guys just stare blankly at you.
My favourite chirp is easily the lamest chirp I've heard but I laugh anytime someone says it.
"I used to have that bucket, then my dad got a job". This chirp can be used towards anyone on the ice as long as they don't have the same bucket as you. It's not even funny but I still laugh and used to use it all the time. Most of the times the guys just stare blankly at you.
Shouldn't have to try to be clever. You're either funny or you're Phil Kessel (no personality).
What about people that have personalities but aren't "joke tellers"? I more have a problem with the hockey "lingo" then the act of talking **** to your friends. Obviously everyone does that (myself included) but using words like "chirp" or "beak" or what's that one... "yeahh buddy" that a lot of kids seem to be using around here.. it just makes me cringe lol.
What about people that have personalities but aren't "joke tellers"? I more have a problem with the hockey "lingo" then the act of talking **** to your friends. Obviously everyone does that (myself included) but using words like "chirp" or "beak" or what's that one... "yeahh buddy" that a lot of kids seem to be using around here.. it just makes me cringe lol.
Certain sports have always had their own lingo. Hockey is no exception.
One time I was at a tourney in peewee 2 years ago and we had a delayed penalty. Once the whistle blew and our my teammate was heading to the box my friend went up to one of our opponents and said "You have a small taliwacker!" The other kid punched him the face and got 2 for roughing.
Line up as a winger on a faceoff and when your both bent over waiting for the puck look the guy dead in the eyes, say "I'm gay" and then slap his ass.
2 outcomes, he either swings a punch at you and gets a penalty, or he stands straight up in shock and misses the puckdrop allowing you to go in free. Classic.
I'm not gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I fell onto a goalie once and he looked up at me and said, "you should of brought me a ring first"
I'm not good enough to chirp. But watch out once I am cuz I'll be using this entire thread.
My favourite chirp is easily the lamest chirp I've heard but I laugh anytime someone says it.
"I used to have that bucket, then my dad got a job". This chirp can be used towards anyone on the ice as long as they don't have the same bucket as you. It's not even funny but I still laugh and used to use it all the time. Most of the times the guys just stare blankly at you.
also anyone with long hair and 5oclock shadow is automatically known as Encino man
"hey encino man, I dont know how you played in 400BC but this isnt estonia bud, keep your stick down"
Do you chase the guy around the ice so you can finish that one?
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lol or when someone has a brand new shiny stick
"nice bargain bin twig"
I'm the only guy I've seen in my entire league who still plays with an aluminum stick. I'd expect someone to throw something like that at me, but I get more people complimenting it than I can remember
