Leafs vs. Devils | 19:00 - LeafsTV | "l'enfer c'est les playoffs"
(Hope this works - don't know how to get the lines all on one line...): TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS
Let us pray. PARADISO: playing tonight
(Yes, I'm aware that many of these are not so accurate - so sue me!) First Line:
THE NEW JERSEY DEVILS
Attn., Zach Parise! DO NOT BE TEMPTED BY THE DEVIL!! He may offer you a front-loaded contract and frequent playoff appearances. THIS IS A RUSE!! Toronto is your only path to salvation!!
(Try to guess which ones I did last when lazy and running out of time!)
VENUE: Where do Devils play hockey? The Bowels of Hell - uh duh! (It may look like Mordor, but it's Hell, really and truly!!!)
Last edited by Quadruple Dion: 03-23-2012 at 05:50 PM.