My faves???? Glen Allen Hill while sleepwalking and scared of spiders, and paxton Crawford rolling over on a glass while in bed?
But the best one ever----Chris Brown -- former SF 3B phenom missed time because his eye hurt. I think he said the corner of his pillow made his eyelid sore and he couldnt see.
Brown ended up getting really fat, and volunteered to go to Iraq as a truck driver delivering supplies from Kuwait.
My favorite one is Juan Rivera about decade ago with Yanks. Called up and got lost on the Subway coming to Yankees stadium. Turned up so late that he missed the practise so they had him chasing flyballs in the outfield. Until he ran into a golf cart carrying maintenance equipment. He fractured his kneecap in that incident.
Not a freak injury but somewhat bizarre. Also funny with the story before it. Talk about having a bad day.