HFBoards

Go Back   HFBoards > NHL Eastern Conference > Atlantic Division > Montreal Canadiens
Notices

The Out of Town Thread part XXXVI (We Three Tanks Edition)

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools
Old
03-26-2012, 08:36 PM
  #51
sheed36
Registered User
 
sheed36's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Country: Canada
Posts: 18,867
vCash: 500
MSL!! 3-2 Tampa..

sheed36 is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:37 PM
  #52
Marc the Habs Fan
Moderator
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Longueuil
Country: Canada
Posts: 49,968
vCash: 597
2-0 Sens.

Jets are done. Which is great for our tank as they face the Canes, Isles and Lightning (twice).

Ooops, Jets just scored. Scratch that for now.

Marc the Habs Fan is offline  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:37 PM
  #53
Tusk
Registered User
 
Tusk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Vancouver, BC
Country: Vatican City State
Posts: 3,528
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by WeThreeKings View Post
"I got a belt that holds my pants up.. and belt loops that hold my belt up. What's going on down there? Who's the real hero?"
When he was on Just For Laugh's, "Canadian television coverage, finally!"

St. Louis scored while I typed that.

Tusk is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:38 PM
  #54
WeThreeKings
Registered User
 
WeThreeKings's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Halifax
Country: Canada
Posts: 32,134
vCash: 500
Send a message via MSN to WeThreeKings
Guys.

Philadelphia is just ****ing with Tampa.

Giroux is gonna ginger the puck in the net 2 times in 5 minutes

WeThreeKings is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:38 PM
  #55
Qui Gon Dave
Registered User
 
Qui Gon Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cheshire, England
Country: England
Posts: 8,504
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by WeThreeKings View Post
All he does is one-liners. I enjoy him a lot.

"The other night I was watching a commercial for slip-covers. It said, 'forget everything you know about slip covers'. So I did. Then the commercial tried to sell me slip covers; but I couldn't remember what the hell they were!"

His tone and delivery is amazing for his types of jokes.
Sounds good.

You might like Stewart Francis a lot if you haven't heard his stuff yet. "I was walking through the park today wondering 'why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets'? And then it hit me".

"I farted in a full lift today which was wrong on so many levels."

Quote:
Originally Posted by habtastic View Post
legend

RIP

(not sure if you were being sarcastic)
I really hadn't heard of him. Maybe I should have but he's not someone I've heard of over here.

Qui Gon Dave is offline  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:41 PM
  #56
WeThreeKings
Registered User
 
WeThreeKings's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Halifax
Country: Canada
Posts: 32,134
vCash: 500
Send a message via MSN to WeThreeKings
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qui Gon Dave View Post
Sounds good.

You might like Stewart Francis a lot if you haven't heard his stuff yet. "I was walking through the park today wondering 'why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets'? And then it hit me".

"I farted in a full lift today which was wrong on so many levels."



I really hadn't heard of him. Maybe I should have but he's not someone I've heard of over here.
I will check him out. Seems right up my alley.

WeThreeKings is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:41 PM
  #57
overlords
Global Moderator
Jack Arse
 
overlords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Trolling Brian Wilde
Posts: 26,024
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qui Gon Dave View Post
Sounds good.

You might like Stewart Francis a lot if you haven't heard his stuff yet. "I was walking through the park today wondering 'why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets'? And then it hit me".

"I farted in a full lift today which was wrong on so many levels."



I really hadn't heard of him. Maybe I should have but he's not someone I've heard of over here.
I rather long-story comedians like Norm Mcdonald. Find his joke about the moth on youtube.

__________________



"overlords is one of my favorite people on this entire site." - Hfboards
overlords is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:43 PM
  #58
overlords
Global Moderator
Jack Arse
 
overlords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Trolling Brian Wilde
Posts: 26,024
vCash: 500
Wow, that was the WORST defensive crossover I've ever seen. Philly is gonna wreck Tampa, no more foolin'.

overlords is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:43 PM
  #59
Marc the Habs Fan
Moderator
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Longueuil
Country: Canada
Posts: 49,968
vCash: 597
Jets tied it. Epic fail on my part!

Marc the Habs Fan is offline  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:44 PM
  #60
Protest the Hero
Registered User
 
Protest the Hero's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Ontario
Country: Canada
Posts: 5,383
vCash: 500
Man I'd love to watch some Jets playoff games.

Protest the Hero is offline  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:46 PM
  #61
WeThreeKings
Registered User
 
WeThreeKings's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Halifax
Country: Canada
Posts: 32,134
vCash: 500
Send a message via MSN to WeThreeKings
Tampa's D-man pivot equivalent to this..


WeThreeKings is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:46 PM
  #62
overlords
Global Moderator
Jack Arse
 
overlords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Trolling Brian Wilde
Posts: 26,024
vCash: 500
Briere trying to dive his way to victory.

overlords is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:47 PM
  #63
Qui Gon Dave
Registered User
 
Qui Gon Dave's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Cheshire, England
Country: England
Posts: 8,504
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by overlords View Post
I rather long-story comedians like Norm Mcdonald. Find his joke about the moth on youtube.
Not heard much of Norm's stand up stuff, he's not really known over here I find. I've got the boxset of the sitcom he did a while back. Used to be on TV here in the early hours and always made me laugh out loud. I'll look that clip up in a bit.

If you get a chance, see if you can find Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure. It's a 2 hour real story, complete with powerpoint style slideshow and is probably the single funniest thing I've ever seen.

Qui Gon Dave is offline  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:47 PM
  #64
peate
Habs fan 4 life.
 
peate's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Island
Country: Canada
Posts: 3,546
vCash: 2007
Tampa beating themselves with stupid penalties, Flyers will capitalize here.

peate is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:48 PM
  #65
WeThreeKings
Registered User
 
WeThreeKings's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Halifax
Country: Canada
Posts: 32,134
vCash: 500
Send a message via MSN to WeThreeKings
I can't stand Norm MacDonald. Even if he was telling a funny joke that I'd normally laugh at; my reflex would be to punch him the face.

WeThreeKings is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:49 PM
  #66
overlords
Global Moderator
Jack Arse
 
overlords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Trolling Brian Wilde
Posts: 26,024
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by Qui Gon Dave View Post
Not heard much of Norm's stand up stuff, he's not really known over here I find. I've got the boxset of the sitcom he did a while back. Used to be on TV here in the early hours and always made me laugh out loud. I'll look that clip up in a bit.

If you get a chance, see if you can find Dave Gorman's Googlewhack Adventure. It's a 2 hour real story, complete with powerpoint style slideshow and is probably the single funniest thing I've ever seen.
Norm's show was never that funny to me. I find he's funniest in interviews with guys like Conan or other late night people. He's probably one of the funniest people alive, he can say anything and make you laugh, just by the way he's saying it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by WeThreeKings View Post
I can't stand Norm MacDonald. Even if he was telling a funny joke that I'd normally laugh at; my reflex would be to punch him the face.
As a big fan of his, I understand this.

overlords is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:49 PM
  #67
peate
Habs fan 4 life.
 
peate's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Island
Country: Canada
Posts: 3,546
vCash: 2007
Quote:
Originally Posted by WeThreeKings View Post
Tampa's D-man pivot equivalent to this..

The greatest x-mas gift of my youth.

peate is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:50 PM
  #68
habtastic
Registered User
 
habtastic's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Mumbai via MTL
Country: India
Posts: 9,206
vCash: 500
Tom Pyatt is the Mathieu Darche of the Lightning

LOL

edit: FTR that was a quote from the RDS guys (translated obviously). I wonder if they forgot that he (Pyatt) used to be the Darche of the Habs.

habtastic is offline  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:51 PM
  #69
WeThreeKings
Registered User
 
WeThreeKings's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Halifax
Country: Canada
Posts: 32,134
vCash: 500
Send a message via MSN to WeThreeKings
Quote:
Originally Posted by habtastic View Post
Tom Pyatt is the Mathieu Darche of the Lightning

LOL
Tom Pyatt was our Mathieu Darche last year.

WeThreeKings is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 08:52 PM
  #70
sheed36
Registered User
 
sheed36's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Country: Canada
Posts: 18,867
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc the Habs Fan View Post
Jets tied it. Epic fail on my part!
As long as the Sens keep losing and miss the playoffs is fine by me..

sheed36 is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 09:03 PM
  #71
guest1467
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 24,824
vCash: 500
Are you guys anti-jinxing on purpose?

I swear reading this thread makes me think you guys have a few screws loose.

guest1467 is offline  
Old
03-26-2012, 09:03 PM
  #72
Theosis
11, 27, 31, 67, 76 ♥
 
Theosis's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: DDO, Montreal
Country: Greece
Posts: 10,181
vCash: 50
Is there really so few Detroit fans? So many seats are empty all around the arena

Theosis is offline  
Old
03-26-2012, 09:05 PM
  #73
peate
Habs fan 4 life.
 
peate's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: The Island
Country: Canada
Posts: 3,546
vCash: 2007
Roli the Goalie is no tanker tonite.

peate is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 09:05 PM
  #74
overlords
Global Moderator
Jack Arse
 
overlords's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Trolling Brian Wilde
Posts: 26,024
vCash: 500
Quote:
Originally Posted by buddahsmoka1 View Post
Are you guys anti-jinxing on purpose?

I swear reading this thread makes me think you guys have a few screws loose.
Only a few? You must have missed that bit about Dyscalcula.

overlords is online now  
Old
03-26-2012, 09:06 PM
  #75
Krnage
Registered User
 
Krnage's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Fermont
Country: Canada
Posts: 5,859
vCash: 500
just saw that on facebook



Krnage is offline  
Closed Thread

Forum Jump


Bookmarks

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -5. The time now is 12:24 PM.

monitoring_string = "e4251c93e2ba248d29da988d93bf5144"
Contact Us - HFBoards - Archive - Privacy Statement - Terms of Use - Advertise - Top - AdChoices

vBulletin Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
HFBoards.com is a property of CraveOnline Media, LLC, an Evolve Media, LLC company. 2014 All Rights Reserved.