And I missed getting this one in at 12:00 on the dot because apparently my clock is off by like 15 seconds. Note to self: press submit at 00:00 and 30 seconds next time rather than 00:00 and 45 seconds.
The high winds tomorrow will force everybody to struggle to stay on their feet. Therefore, I predict that Gabby injures his groin while crossing Rice Park.
As for the Wild, Stoner will break his foot blocking a shot, Heater will get a dislocated shoulder in the 2nd period, Sydor will need stitches after getting hit by the puck while on the bench, and Johnson will get concussed after being hit by a water bottle that Yeo threw in disgust.
The high winds tomorrow will force everybody to struggle to stay on their feet. Therefore, I predict that Gabby injures his groin while crossing Rice Park.
As for the Wild, Stoner will break his foot blocking a shot, Heater will get a dislocated shoulder in the 2nd period, Sydor will need stitches after getting hit by the puck while on the bench, and Johnson will get concussed after being hit by a water bottle that Yeo threw in disgust.
Should be a fun one!
Is it sad or hilarious that I can actually see all of this happening in my mind?
So the Rangers expect a big win huh? Should I go post this GDT there and ask them if this is a big enough GDT for them?
The high winds tomorrow will force everybody to struggle to stay on their feet. Therefore, I predict that Gabby injures his groin while crossing Rice Park.
As for the Wild, Stoner will break his foot blocking a shot, Heater will get a dislocated shoulder in the 2nd period, Sydor will need stitches after getting hit by the puck while on the bench, and Johnson will get concussed after being hit by a water bottle that Yeo threw in disgust.
Should be a fun one!
Prediction: We will make a good showing. It'll be a low-scoring game, 2-2 after regulation with Seto and Clutter netting one each. We will win on the shootout, thanks to former Ranger Erik Christensen.
Nah, just kidding. Koivu's shoulder explodes and the fractured bone parts hit Yeo in the eye, blinding him, and also hit Brodziak in the groin area. Clutterbuck misses a check and runs into the boards and is out cold. Harding's hand breaks for no apparent reason and Hackett gets a diarrhea after eating out at Minnesota.
Still probably watching this... don't know yet. Depends on when I go to sleep and when I wake up.
Prediction: We will make a good showing. It'll be a low-scoring game, 2-2 after regulation with Seto and Clutter netting one each. We will win on the shootout, thanks to former Ranger Erik Christensen.
Nah, just kidding. Koivu's shoulder explodes and the fractured bone parts hit Yeo in the eye, blinding him, and also hit Brodziak in the groin area. Clutterbuck misses a check and runs into the boards and is out cold. Harding's hand breaks for no apparent reason and Hackett gets a diarrhea after eating out at Minnesota.
Still probably watching this... don't know yet. Depends on when I go to sleep and when I wake up.
Prediction: We will make a good showing. It'll be a low-scoring game, 2-2 after regulation with Seto and Clutter netting one each. We will win on the shootout, thanks to former Ranger Erik Christensen.
Nah, just kidding. Koivu's shoulder explodes and the fractured bone parts hit Yeo in the eye, blinding him, and also hit Brodziak in the groin area. Clutterbuck misses a check and runs into the boards and is out cold. Harding's hand breaks for no apparent reason and Hackett gets a diarrhea after eating out at Minnesota.
Still probably watching this... don't know yet. Depends on when I go to sleep and when I wake up.
You forgot "and is suspended by Shanahan for this violent play which could have seriously endangered the boards."
Meh, since this game means nothing...and I've been looking at your avatars for far too long....how about a movie. It may take time to load, so be patient.
Meh, since this game means nothing...and I've been looking at your avatars for far too long....how about a movie. It may take time to load, so be patient.
Also since this game means nothing I would not be surprised if this is the point where the Wild finally pull it together just in time to completely wreck their draft position.
Well ssssooooommmmeonnneee had to go and take Billy Mays from me so I decided to go with a Jackass theme since I've been watching so much of it lately.