Haha "Don't Teows Me Bro" is probably the best I've heard in a while. Some good ones we had at my rink were:
Peter NorthStars (also)
50's of Sour (for the blazers

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Average Joe's
The Czechs (literally a team full of Czechs and Slovaks)
The Usual Suspects (weird how both of our rinks have two of the same teams lol)
The Chiefs (probably pretty common)
Employees Only (all of us that work at the rink, clearly)
Short Bus (hahaa)
And a lot of other ones I can't remember right now..