Beard for the cup?

**KpopandHockey** · 10-25-2011, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Gene Parmesan

Shea Weber had an impressive beard. As a fellow beardo, I say go for it. I trim mine to keep it under control. I also think nothing will ever beat Jesus Toews playoff wolverine sideburns.

The question is were those actually sideburns, or just his intangibles overflowing.

Gene Parmesan · 10-25-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by KpopandHockey

The question is were those actually sideburns, or just his intangibles overflowing.

I'm going with overflowing intangibles from a manitobian mythic hero. All hail Toews and his 2-way intangible filled glory.

HBSauce · 12-01-2011, 12:01 AM

Bump

Hey guys, thought I'd put up a quick pic of the beard so far.

October 29th - November 30th

Kitten Mittons · 12-01-2011, 12:21 AM

hateseed · 12-01-2011, 10:34 AM

I kept my playoff beard from 2009-10...

I trim, but I haven't shaved since then, I'm building up powerful mojo.

HBSauce · 02-04-2012, 01:29 PM

Bump

I have the month 2 pic here, working on the month 3 pic being uploaded. Apologies for how late it is.

bigwillie · 02-04-2012, 02:20 PM

Sophomore year of college I didn't shave or trim my beard starting November 1st (No Shave November) to March 1st (Moustache March). The beard was hilarious, I looked like I was from ancient Greece or something, but it's really, really, really hard to meet girls, or even make friends with guys, when you look like the Unibomber.

Be careful man.

Kitten Mittons · 02-04-2012, 02:26 PM

He has a gf, I believe, so it's all good.

**KpopandHockey** · 02-04-2012, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bigwillie

it's really, really, really hard to meet girls, or even make friends with guys, when you look like the Unibomber.

Or Jesus.

HBSauce · 02-04-2012, 03:51 PM

Yes KM is right that I have a girlfriend, and I don't know why she likes it but she does.

Must be a Canadian thing, I get a lot of compliments on it up here. Maybe because when it's -40 Celsius out people understand why I have it? Hahahaha

Brent Burns · 02-04-2012, 04:23 PM

It's like your life is progressively getting worse lol

Sharkway Drive · 02-04-2012, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by KpopandHockey

Or Jesus.

that reminds me of the movie knocked up. When one of the friends grows out a beard for a year for a bet and they kept calling him jesus or the unibomber.

kdb209 · 02-04-2012, 05:19 PM

Lee Van Cleef* · 02-05-2012, 01:40 AM

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Originally Posted by kdb209

He's been growing a beard since the Leafs last won a cup.

Mafoofoo · 02-05-2012, 03:37 AM

If you truly don't shave and the Sharks do win a cup this year you can/should take full credit for the win.

SoupyFIN · 02-06-2012, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by jwhitesj

My wife doesn't want me to shave. Well, she wants me to keep it clean but I have a full beard, and she wants it to stay that way.

Sort of same here. I was about to shave yesterday when the GF told me not to. Though, I don't have much of a beard yet but still a beard.

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Originally Posted by Chokers Gonna Choke

He's been growing a beard since the Leafs last won a cup.

HBSauce · 03-08-2012, 12:18 AM

Ze Bump

I durred out in month 3, probably why they are losing but here is a pic I took today. Maybe the sharks can win a game or two now?

(This is Month 4 BTW)

Posey · 03-08-2012, 12:31 AM

Damn, the beard is looking good. We might miss the playoffs though.

Kitten Mittons · 03-08-2012, 12:35 AM

Wow, this is insane!

Mafoofoo · 03-08-2012, 12:51 AM

I really hope the Sharks make the playoffs so your beard hasn't been grown for nothing.

jwhitesj · 03-08-2012, 03:10 AM

The three pictures are kind of funny that your facial expressions match how the season has gone.

Pic 1. Season started and we are stacked yipeeeee.
Pic 2. Doin' alright, just chillin and seeing if we can get better as the season goes on
Pic 3. I hate my life, our team sucks. WTF!!!!!

**sonticus** · 03-08-2012, 03:14 AM

I say you abstain from shaving/trimming your beard until the sharks win the cup, however long that takes. Either that or start over for the playoffs.

If the Sharks don't make the playoffs, I'll blame your beard.

If the Sharks make the playoffs but are eliminated before winning the Stanley Cup and you (a) did start over at the start of the playoffs, I'll blame the fact that you shaved your beard. But (b) if you did start over for the playoffs I will blame their lack of a cup on the fact that you shaved.

If the Sharks win the Stanley Cup this season you will be required to repeat the same exact process you went through this season from here on out until it doesn't work.

sjshark91 · 04-08-2012, 01:46 AM

Found it.

BigDmitriy · 04-08-2012, 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by sonticus

I say you abstain from shaving/trimming your beard until the sharks win the cup, however long that takes.

He'll look like a caveman by the time that happens then...