Skinner: Don't worry, they'll forget about you soon enough. Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for eighteen agonizing months. Every night I'd wake up screaming!
Skinner: The year was 1968. We were on recon in a steaming Mekong delta. An overheated private removed his flack jacket, revealing a T-shirt with an ironed-on sporting the MAD slogan "Up with Mini-skirts!". Well, we all had a good laugh, even though I didn't quite understand it. But our momentary lapse of concentration allowed "Charlie" to get the drop on us. I spent the next three years in a POW camp, forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk, and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!
"The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side"
"That's a right-triangle, you idiot!"
"D'OH!"
"Dad you shouldn't wear glasses that weren't prescribed for you."
"Lisa, just because you're ten feet tall, it doesn't mean you can tell me what to do."
"I'm Bart."
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Skinner: Don't worry, they'll forget about you soon enough. Just like they forgot about me in that tiger cage for eighteen agonizing months. Every night I'd wake up screaming!
And you've never found anything?
Once...but by the time I got to the phone, my discovery had already been reported by Principal Kahoutek... But I got back at him, though...him and that little boy of his.
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I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye...Oh there's mother now, watching me... What's that? I have a right to be here, its school business! That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!
I owe everything I have to my mother's watchful eye...Oh there's mother now, watching me... What's that? I have a right to be here, its school business! That sailor suit doesn't fit anymore!
"Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it."
Excuse me sir, could you tell me where I could find the Burns-O's?
Sorry pops! They don't put nobodies on cereal!
Well, I suppose this one looks a bit like me...
Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
Marge: He prefers the company of men.
Homer: Who doesn't?
Marge: Homer, listen carefully: John is a homo...
Homer: Right.
Marge: ...sexual.
Homer: Aaaaaaah!
Marge: Homer, didn't John seem a little festive to you?
Homer: Couldn't agree more, happy as a clam.
Marge: He prefers the company of men.
Homer: Who doesn't?
Marge: Homer, listen carefully: John is a homo...
Homer: Right.
Marge: ...sexual.
Homer: Aaaaaaah!
