Every time I talk to my family I realize why I wasn't talking to them before.
Yes I came home on leave, and a few days ago I realized that their's nobody here. They're all gone, or the ones who are there are doing the same *****. I think I'm at a crossroads haha...
You have no earthly idea just how much damage you've done to my happy childhood memories.
Oh I think I have a pretty good idea. My response involved thoughts like "George Lucas" "North Korea" "'Rocket for peaceful purposes'" "new nuclear detonation" and "all that was good in my childhood."
Steps to increase the damage/hilarity:
1) Watch the whole dance-off setup
2) See Darth Vader or the Emperor flash the moves.
3) Recognize the song
4) Read/hear what the lyrics have been changed to
5) Read the name of the moves on the left ("Go double blaster!")
6) Notice that "OK" Great!" etc keep appearing at their crotch
If the ass-dimples in your favorite old chair came to life and started singing show tunes, the ridge in between them would be a faux hawk. Or, the faux hawk is the negative impression of the sweaty ass crack of the man who has been sitting on your head for reasons undisclosed. The faux hawk is not okay and should not exist.
Also, this is why internet fanboys should be muzzled and leashed for at least 6 months after a new franchise entry comes on the market.
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But some fans went so far as to say that there was actually a legal argument to be made here [against the makers of Mass Effect 3], that EA/Bioware have actually falsely advertised their product. Complaints were filed with the FTC and BBB, and now, one of those bodies has actually commented on the matter.
If the ass-dimples in your favorite old chair came to life and started singing show tunes, the ridge in between them would be a faux hawk. Or, the faux hawk is the negative impression of the sweaty ass crack of the man who has been sitting on your head for reasons undisclosed. The faux hawk is not okay and should not exist.
Also, this is why internet fanboys should be muzzled and leashed for at least 6 months after a new franchise entry comes on the market.
