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Fertility clinic owner fathered 1000 children
04-09-2012, 10:05 AM
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Fertility clinic owner fathered 1000 children
04-09-2012, 10:09 AM
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Fire up the Quattro!
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If the meaning of life is to spread your genes, that man has won.
04-09-2012, 10:13 AM
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DM is good
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Cool
04-09-2012, 10:16 AM
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I remember a Law & Order episode that was roughly along the same lines as this.
04-09-2012, 10:28 AM
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Sadly I doubt it even comes close to the actual record. I'll bet some kind of old has an astronomical amount of children.
04-09-2012, 10:35 AM
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Am halfway there at 1/4 of the age.
04-09-2012, 10:42 AM
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Rofl.
04-09-2012, 10:45 AM
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I'm hoping to have them started by age 5, any start date past that and they might feel turned off and out of place due to their superior intelligence than that of the average poster.
04-09-2012, 10:46 AM
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Oh really
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With that many kids to pay for how are you going to buy the Coyotes?
04-09-2012, 10:53 AM
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I remember a Law & Order episode that was roughly along the same lines as this.
Wasn't something like this on the new show Awake a couple weeks back? A high school aged kid finds out that his father was actually the fertility doctor that was using his own "donations" to ramp up his success rate at the clinic.
As somebody who actually needed this process to have children (my wife is due July 1st), it absolutely sickens me.
04-09-2012, 11:31 AM
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With 1000 kids I would be worried that some of them hook up by accident.
04-09-2012, 11:37 AM
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Pffft, he didn't even do it the natural way.
04-09-2012, 11:41 AM
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thats alot of birthday money
04-09-2012, 12:00 PM
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With 1000 kids I would be worried that some of them hook up by accident.
This.
04-09-2012, 12:02 PM
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The child support payments are going to be through the roof.
04-09-2012, 12:05 PM
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Joke about having lots of kids
04-09-2012, 12:09 PM
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Am halfway there at 1/4 of the age.
Biz Nasty?
04-09-2012, 12:27 PM
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Would have been better if he had banged 1000 women
04-09-2012, 12:27 PM
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Imagine the size of the Alimony cheque...
04-09-2012, 12:36 PM
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Wow this guy is like some sort of biological demi-god
04-09-2012, 12:39 PM
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What fun is it if you don't do it the proper way?
04-09-2012, 01:54 PM
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With 1000 kids I would be worried that some of them hook up by accident.
Or you hook up with them years from now
04-09-2012, 02:11 PM
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04-09-2012, 03:23 PM
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Or you hook up with them years from now
Would that be classified as wincest?
04-09-2012, 03:25 PM
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How dissapointing
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Should be another 0 in there
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