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03-17-2011, 05:33 PM
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Nair in someones helmet is always a good one. Atomic sit-up is a funny one as well, but may offend some.
Atomic sit up? Do explain.

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03-17-2011, 05:43 PM
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Hire a few girls (actual local actresses), teenagers or teenage looking, to come to the locker room. They can offer to give the players massages before the game, or after.

You call out "Whoa guys, they look waaay underage!"

That can be a trigger to two guys dressed as cops (or real cops if you can get them to play along) to storm in and say this is a bust and all you pervert scrumbags are going to jail!

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Atomic sit up? Do explain.
Also known as the "impossible sit up."You convince someone it's impossible to do a sit up with a towel over your head, have a teammate demonstrate the fact. Poker face it well enough, and you can make people believe. Because honestly, who's ever tried it? Once your victim is laying down and has his face covered, someone else comes in and squats about a foot above his face. Since this is a family friendly board, we'll pretend he's wearing pants. You then give your victim a countdown, at the last second pull the towel away, and let the magic happen. It's a bit crude and homo-erotic, but it's hard not to die laughing watching some rookie laying there with a towel over his face, no idea what's coming.

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That was on Tosh.0's prank of the week. It was pretty damn funny

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I thought a good one for the NHL would be if someone gets a crazy hat trick to cover their locker with hats or put hats over it and then they drop on them and their covered with hats all over, or dump it on them.

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Have sex with their girlfriends
I would probably go with this one.

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04-10-2012, 06:25 AM
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best one, sneak in and place a smirnoff ice into everyones bag, then when they find them, they have to get on one knee and chug them

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04-10-2012, 06:35 AM
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best one, sneak in and place a smirnoff ice into everyones bag, then when they find them, they have to get on one knee and chug them

Iced
Im confused... Is this a women's team?

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04-10-2012, 07:52 AM
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Im confused... Is this a women's team?
no thats the best part, ice your male teammates

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Most lockeroom pranks are just hazing.. tons of it happens and its halarious. and a lot of it is dirty...

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no thats the best part, ice your male teammates
Ah I see. You're also supposed to take a picture of them with the ice, for future lols.

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Ah I see. You're also supposed to take a picture of them with the ice, for future lols.
exactly best picture is your buddy on one knee chugging a smirnoff ice

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Throw some ladies underwear in their change of clothes.

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The best prank someone ever pulled on me was when I was officiating a women's tournament. One of the other guys put clear tape over the top hole of my whistle and I went on the ice without noticing. I tried to blow an offside but no sound came out of my whistle.

Funny stickers on helmets are always good, people don't usually notice when they put it on. At the same tournament as the previously mentioned prank, we put a sticker on someones helmet that said "gay luv 4 me" and when he stood by one of the benches all of the girls burst into hysterics I remember another helmet sticker prank that was a drawing of little smiley face stick people and it said "I walked to school today"

Then again at the women's tournament, Boston had just won the cup and one of the refs was a Bruins fan and he showed up in his jersey and cap and everything. So while he was on the ice we taped H.Sedin and a Canucks logo to his jersey.

A prank my team once did was edit the names on the back of jerseys with tape. Black jerseys with white names so we could use black and white stick tape. We changed Pitts to Titts, Cathcart to Fat fart and some others I can't remember


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or my personal favourite, sock tape on the bottom of peoples hockey blades

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or my personal favourite, sock tape on the bottom of peoples hockey blades
that's actually really dangerous. People have gotten seriously hurt before because of that.... assuming you mean skate blade of course.

Your legs are basically going in random opposite directions

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Icy hot in the jock. They won't know what hit em.
also, put Pieces of double bubble into the glove fingers. damn near impossible to get out.

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I would refrain from wrecking anyone's equipment and anything else that would get you punched in the face. Be funny, don't be a dick.

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I would refrain from wrecking anyone's equipment and anything else that would get you punched in the face. Be funny, don't be a dick.
Truth.

I'm all for pranks but dairy products don't mix with bacteria laden equipment when shaving cream may be a safer option.

Plus taping the blades was funny I. pee wee when we didn't know any better but can seriously put someone's groin out.

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I would refrain from wrecking anyone's equipment and anything else that would get you punched in the face. Be funny, don't be a dick.
Exactly my thoughts. Of the ones I've seen in this thread, the perfume, ladies underwear and helmet sticker pranks seem like the best combination of funny + harmless.

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The helmet sounds like a good idea.

For some reason a giant SKITTLES sticker is in my mind. Then people are chirping all game long calling you SKITTLES and you have no clue what's going on.

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Tape everyone's stick pink/neon green. And not just one layer, a good 3/4 layers of pure bright colored tape over all of the stick

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Icy hot in the cup if you use cages, and the forehead. The funniest pranks are when one or a few gets pranked.
I personally really ****ing hate when people are doing stuff with my gear. But luckily enough, that barely happens.

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Glitter. Bag.
The best! Haha! They'd all a puff of sparkles if hit/checked... sparkly Pig Pens!

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I got a water bottle from an adult store that looked lke a gigantic *****. First period of the game switched out the goalie's water bottle... He just grabbed and started drinking- didn't even notice until he put back on top of the goal. Hilarious!

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