How can ace be one and eleven? What kind of god would allow that?
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My old man can't get a beer because his old man won't give a bear to another old man. Let's get him!
-"Wait! Why are we gettin' him?"
Nelson: Hey, Van Houten, I heard your folks broke up.
Milhouse: Aren't you gonna say, "Ha-ha"?
Nelson: Oh, by no means. [sits down]: My dad left my mom when she got hooked on cough drops. By the end [voice breaks], her breath was so fresh...she wasn't really my mother anymore.
Milhouse: Oh, so I guess I'm not alone.
Kearney: Ah, you'll do fine. My divorce was tough on my kid [slides over and reveals a child who bears a strong resemblance to Kearney], but he got over it.
Kearney's Son: I sleep in a drawer.
Fixing this church should be our top priority. And I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager.
Mr. Burns: Ooh, so Mother Nature needs a favour? Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys. Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she’s losing. Well I say hard cheese.
Marge: Lisa needs to go to the museum tomorrow, and I think you should take her.
Homer: Museum? Tomorrow? Oh, oh, Marge, I'd love to, but I was planning
Brain: Sleeping? Eating a big sandwich? Watching TV? Spending time with the boy!
Homer: Spending time with the boy! The boy needs attention, Marge.
Marge: Homer, I've been talking to Lisa, and I'm concerned about your
relationship with her.
Bart : Me too, Mom. I think you're drifting apart.
Homer: Shut up, boy.
Marge: Homer, please.
Homer: Marge, you don't understand. I can't do it because...
Brain: You're trapped. If you were smarter, you might think of something.
But you're not, so you just might as well...
Homer: All right, all right, I'll take her. [sotto voce] Lousy brain.