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Top 10 Rejected Blackhawks Marketing Slogans for 2003-2004 Season

from The Blue Line. A magazine sold outside the UC before Hawk games. This was in this months issue.

10. "Blackhawks" is "Detroit Tigers" spelled backwards.
9. Toughness? We'd kick those Glenbrook North senior girls' *****!
8. We're thinking outside the box - like playing the whole season without a #1 defensemen.
7. Hey, hey! Holy Mackeral, no doubt aboutit - we suck!
6. Come watch us chip it off the glass!
5. We never make our players lift heavy objects, like the Stanley Cup.
4. Our youth movement boils down to nailing Demi Moore
3. Ruutu - so good you'll make you forget Dan Cleary.
2. Please, somebody, help us! Our franchise is being held hostage by a drunken, tyrannical madman!
1. Gee. It sure is quiet in here.

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1. "See tomorrow's stars of other teams play today!"
2. "World class skaters everynight,... plus the home team!"
3. "Better record than the Bulls and Bears"
4. "Fighting against playoff elimination every night."

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5. We never make our players lift heavy objects, like the Stanley Cup.
That one is pure genius.

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Come See What The UC Looks Like-You'll NEVER See It on TV!!

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Come See What The UC Looks Like-You'll NEVER See It on TV!!

no kidding. what a f-ing joke. when i tell people i'm in fantasy leagues about this, they ask me if i'm kidding. hard to believe i live in chicago and can't watch my own team play unless i pay the $50 to go watch them in person. games on espn and espn 2 even get blacked out. i find it harder and harder every year to go to the UC and pay that kind of money to watch that kind of crap.

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from The Blue Line. A magazine sold outside the UC before Hawk games. This was in this months issue.

10. "Blackhawks" is "Detroit Tigers" spelled backwards.
9. Toughness? We'd kick those Glenbrook North senior girls' *****!
8. We're thinking outside the box - like playing the whole season without a #1 defensemen.
7. Hey, hey! Holy Mackeral, no doubt aboutit - we suck!
6. Come watch us chip it off the glass!
5. We never make our players lift heavy objects, like the Stanley Cup.
4. Our youth movement boils down to nailing Demi Moore
3. Ruutu - so good you'll make you forget Dan Cleary.
2. Please, somebody, help us! Our franchise is being held hostage by a drunken, tyrannical madman!
1. Gee. It sure is quiet in here.
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