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04-24-2012, 02:12 PM
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I think Dubi falls more than he takes shots.
Dude was all over the ice last night. And by all over I don't mean all over making great plays, I mean splattering all over. I think he drank a bottle of Jameson before the game.

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04-24-2012, 02:14 PM
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Could also have the Stu Bickel "Phew, that was close!" award, given out to the player who most often makes a terrible play, just to quickly recover and save his lucky ass with a good play.
I thought we had that award already, It's called the Anton Stralman...................

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04-24-2012, 02:14 PM
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I find it hilarious that anyone can poke fun at John Tortorella.

He's taken a team with almost zero offensive talent outside of 10 and 19 and turned them into the #1 team in the East, and the highest ranking team still left in the playoffs.

Unbelievable.

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04-24-2012, 02:31 PM
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Dude was all over the ice last night. And by all over I don't mean all over making great plays, I mean splattering all over. I think he drank a bottle of Jameson before the game.
If I played a drinking game last night and took a sip for every time he fell I would've ended up in the hospital.

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04-24-2012, 02:37 PM
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I find it hilarious that anyone can poke fun at John Tortorella.

He's taken a team with almost zero offensive talent outside of 10 and 19 and turned them into the #1 team in the East, and the highest ranking team still left in the playoffs.

Unbelievable.
I think the players have more to do with that then the coach. I think he has shown in the series against Ottawa his inability create an effective game plan.

But that is a topic for another thread. Not a humor thread on a bunch of facetious awards.

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04-24-2012, 02:41 PM
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I find it hilarious that anyone can poke fun at John Tortorella.

He's taken a team with almost zero offensive talent outside of 10 and 19 and turned them into the #1 team in the East, and the highest ranking team still left in the playoffs.

Unbelievable.
It's truly mind-blowing.

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04-24-2012, 03:48 PM
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The Baby Face Award - awarded to the player having the most trouble growing a playoff beard because they are so young

The Paul Mara Award - best playoff beard

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04-24-2012, 04:01 PM
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The HFBoards Scapegoat Award
Awarded to the player who best responds to needless criticisms by posters on HFBoards.com.

The Brad "I swear to God I'll shoot!" Richards Award
Awarded to the player who fakes the most slap shots from the point on the powerplay.

The Staredown of Doom Survivor
Awarded to the player who survives the most staredowns from Henrik Lundqvist after he lets in a goal.

The "Ok, seriously, dude. You can't pull that off." Award
Awarded to Marian Gaborik by default for trying to one-hand-flip the puck by the defender every time he rushes the puck up the ice.

The Potty Mouth Award
Voted on by NYR Beat Writers and given to the individual who swears the most in post-game interviews. Automatically awarded to John Tortorella because he threatened to beat up Larry Brooks if he didn't receive it.

The "Who the hell is this guy?" Award
Awarded to the player who wins a spot in the lineup over all the over-hyped Rangers prospects.

The Slow-as-**** Award
Awarded to the player who receives the most "He should visit Barb Underhill" comments.

..that's all I've got for now.

I can't stop....laughing.

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04-24-2012, 04:09 PM
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The Chris Neil Trophy
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04-24-2012, 04:14 PM
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The Sam Rosen Award

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04-24-2012, 04:39 PM
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The Dan Girardi Trophy
For Most Improved Excellence in Missing the Net
---can't hit the net when you try, may as well try not to
ah...the modern day plexi rexy award

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04-24-2012, 07:27 PM
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04-25-2012, 10:16 AM
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Bruised Body Overall Award

Captain Cally for blocking shots with his arm, hand, knee, shin, ankle...
And unfortunately his finger...

Andrew Gross ‏ @AGrossRecord

Brian Boyle (concussion) not on ice for Rangers, not unexpected. More troubling: Ryan Callahan (middle finger) not skating.

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04-25-2012, 01:41 PM
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The Joe Micheletti Trophy

Awarded to the player with the quickest release.

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04-25-2012, 01:43 PM
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The Joe Micheletti Trophy

Awarded to the player with the quickest release.
The Joe Micheletti Trophy- the Rangers have to be careful ___________ fill in any team is very dangerous on the PK!

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04-25-2012, 01:51 PM
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The Joe Micheletti Trophy

Awarded to the player with the quickest release.
Awarded to the goalie with the best puck handling.

(Did you know that Mike Smith can really handle the puck?)

OR

Awarded to the best skater

(Did you know that Jeff Skinner used to figure skate?)

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04-25-2012, 01:52 PM
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Sam Rosen Award

That was a great play by _______ fillin any player from the opposing team...

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04-25-2012, 02:04 PM
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the Dave Maloney thread.

"well there's no question..."*4 sentences that are runons and have nothing to do with each other*"and on the other hand..."*6 more sentences that have no flow at all and have nothing to do with one another spoken without a single pause between any of the words*"




A typical Dave Maloney interview...

So Dave, what do you think about the Rangers Power Play?

Well Inferno, there's no question that the Rangers Power play is the key to the Rangers success in the stanley cup playoffs which are all about putting goals in the back of the net so you can win games which are after all the goal of the playoffs which the Rangers find themselves in thanks to some great defensive play by marc staal who played for the Sudbury Wolves who are in the OHL which is where one time Rangers prospect Evgeny Grachev played who is Russian like Artem Anisimov who is the key to the Rangers second power play unit which needs to set up more shots from the point thanks to some passing back and forth. On the other hand the Rangers coaching has done an excellent job of showing video which is the job of coach Jerry Dineen who has been employed by the Rangers for several years now, during which time we've seen a few presidents change over which would be helpful if the Rangers played like they did when President Bill Clinton was in MSG during a game a few months back which was around the time that Brad Richards started playing great with Marian Gaborik who is from Slovakia like the Bruins Zdeno Chara who has a monster blast from the point which, honestly, is why Ryan Callahan broke his hand last year, on the other hand...oh wait, thats on the current hand, anyway, Ryan Callahan is the captain of the Rangers just like I was back in the day which was a wednesday the same day as it is today where the Bruins play against the Capitals where our current president resides and much like the president trophy winning Vancouver Canucks the Bruins don't want to be eliminated which is the situation the Rangers will be in tomorrow night. Back to you Al.


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04-25-2012, 02:17 PM
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It's Jerry Dineen not Kevin

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04-25-2012, 02:18 PM
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It's Jerry Dineen not Kevin
Yep. Torts says "****ing right, Jerry!" on 24/7 when he fixes the projector thing.

And the song was "Jerry's in a pile of ****, doo da, doo da."

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good catch

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04-25-2012, 02:42 PM
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We're missing the Chris Drury Most Cliche Interview Award

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the Dave Maloney thread.

"well there's no question..."*4 sentences that are runons and have nothing to do with each other*"and on the other hand..."*6 more sentences that have no flow at all and have nothing to do with one another spoken without a single pause between any of the words*"




A typical Dave Maloney interview...

So Dave, what do you think about the Rangers Power Play?

Well Inferno, there's no question that the Rangers Power play is the key to the Rangers success in the stanley cup playoffs which are all about putting goals in the back of the net so you can win games which are after all the goal of the playoffs which the Rangers find themselves in thanks to some great defensive play by marc staal who played for the Sudbury Wolves who are in the OHL which is where one time Rangers prospect Evgeny Grachev played who is Russian like Artem Anisimov who is the key to the Rangers second power play unit which needs to set up more shots from the point thanks to some passing back and forth. On the other hand the Rangers coaching has done an excellent job of showing video which is the job of coach Jerry Dineen who has been employed by the Rangers for several years now, during which time we've seen a few presidents change over which would be helpful if the Rangers played like they did when President Bill Clinton was in MSG during a game a few months back which was around the time that Brad Richards started playing great with Marian Gaborik who is from Slovakia like the Bruins Zdeno Chara who has a monster blast from the point which, honestly, is why Ryan Callahan broke his hand last year, on the other hand...oh wait, thats on the current hand, anyway, Ryan Callahan is the captain of the Rangers just like I was back in the day which was a wednesday the same day as it is today where the Bruins play against the Capitals where our current president resides and much like the president trophy winning Vancouver Canucks the Bruins don't want to be eliminated which is the situation the Rangers will be in tomorrow night. Back to you Al.

Only thing missing are the stutters.......

This is priceless. Back to you Inferno.

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Stralman Award: Awarded to the player who attempts the most unnecessary amount of hipchecks in a game

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