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06-18-2012, 12:27 AM
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She should have cut Patty's hair in the playoffs. Too soon?
Trying... as hard as possible... NOT to imagine Patty nearly bald...



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06-18-2012, 12:30 AM
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You can take off 40% of his hair by shaving his eyebrows.

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06-18-2012, 12:33 AM
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Trying... as hard as possible... NOT to imagine Patty nearly bald...


Nah he'd go full on shiny chrome dome.

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06-18-2012, 12:44 AM
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Nah he'd go full on shiny chrome dome.
FFS stop it.

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06-18-2012, 12:45 AM
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Nah he'd go full on shiny chrome dome.
Drew Remenda style.

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And then Boyle would make a creepy comment about shaving down Joe's chest hair.

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06-18-2012, 12:49 AM
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And then Boyle would make a creepy comment about shaving down Joe's chest hair.
That's the source of his powers though.

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FFS stop it.
Now everytime you think of Marleau you'll imagine him with a completely bald and shiny head that'll reflect whatevers around him.

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06-18-2012, 12:51 AM
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Now everytime you think of Marleau you'll imagine him with a completely bald and shiny head that'll reflect whatevers around him.
I ****ing hate you.

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06-18-2012, 12:53 AM
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I ****ing hate you.
You're welcome.

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06-18-2012, 12:55 AM
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06-18-2012, 12:56 AM
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This thread got off to a Grade A start. I should create every thread around here.

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06-18-2012, 12:57 AM
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06-18-2012, 01:10 AM
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And then Boyle would make a creepy comment about shaving down Joe's chest hair.
LOL at 4:27

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06-18-2012, 01:32 AM
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06-18-2012, 02:17 AM
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Let's keep Burns, Vlasic, Couture and the RFAs. Trade everyone for picks and prospects. Then to gain revenue, the Sharks can have a hard knocks style reality show to film the competition between the prospects and soon to be via picks to make the team. Maybe have a ridiculous contract as the first prize.

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06-18-2012, 08:37 AM
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She should have cut Patty's hair in the playoffs. Too soon?
Too late

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06-18-2012, 08:58 AM
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Be kind of funny if that announcement today goes like "This team is a bunch of losers, we're rebuilding".

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06-18-2012, 09:35 AM
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Be kind of funny if that announcement today goes like "This team is a bunch of losers, we're rebuilding".
I get the feeling we're getting the Doug Wilson treatment with this one; we'll know less when it's over than we did before it began.

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06-18-2012, 10:34 AM
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06-18-2012, 10:43 AM
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Joe Thornton retires to pursue his true love: Mammoth excavations



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06-18-2012, 10:44 AM
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Actual Speculation:

The former HC of the CHL dynasty Saint John Sea Dogs, Gallant, has been hired to be an AC with Montreal. When we was signed he said, i had contact with 2 other teams, but i felt Montreal was the best fit.

Could one of those teams have been us? This would be a reason why DW hasnt fully introduced a coaching staff yet.

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06-18-2012, 10:53 AM
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She should have cut Patty's hair in the playoffs. Too soon?
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Drew Remenda style.
I dunno, Drew looks pretty sharp with the whole bald thing going on


























































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06-18-2012, 10:55 AM
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How about Don't be rash, no to Nash! as the thread title :X

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06-18-2012, 11:01 AM
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I dunno, Drew looks pretty sharp with the whole bald thing going on



That is hilarious.

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06-18-2012, 11:09 AM
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Evander Kane might not return to The Peg. I would give a kidney to see him on this team. Anyone else willing to donate to the cause?

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