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Staal Wars - Episode V: Gronk Strikes Back, Wedding Edition.

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Staal Wars - Episode V: Gronk Strikes Back, Wedding Edition.

Rumors all over the place that Staal is wearing a white tux for his wedding on Friday. Does that mean he's going to be a Hurricane after all?


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The Jordan Staal Saga: Episode 5

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That's how you win a one on one forecheck battle, Zip.

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Pwned. At least I got to lock the thread. When you said pick up speed I didn't even notice the other post count until someone mentioned it. That was fast.

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This thread has so much win.

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Cole you may win forecheck but learn how to use Roman Numerals. Your last one said 4 (IV) and you keep changing this one to VII.

5, ya jarhead, FIVE.

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Cole you may win forecheck but learn how to use Roman Numerals. Your last one said 4 (IV) and you keep changing this one to VII.

5, ya jarhead, FIVE.
Jeeeesus. I keep looking at the wrong thread to base it off.

Damnit... Im going back to work!

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Dominated. Zip brushes his hair with a Butterfinger!
Brush my hair with butterfingers? WTF does that mean? That I'm greasy and overweight?

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White tux carries a certain kind of swagger to it. If that's really what he's wearing to his wedding, Staal is definitely in the driver's seat right now. Shero is at his mercy. We are clearly ******.

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Jeeeesus. I keep looking at the wrong thread to base it off.

Damnit... Im going back to work!
I knew that's what was happening, figured I'd let you biff it a couple times.

2 minutes for illiteracy.

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If he picks Marc as his best man then I bet he gets traded to the Rangers.

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I've got conflicting feelings going on. I'm very worried about losing Staal, yet excited about getting a shiny new toy.

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Staal's wife will make him soff... weak legs. Too much sex this summer. Ryan might not have this problem.

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I've got conflicting feelings going on. I'm very worried about losing Staal, yet excited about getting a shiny new toy.
This is how I feel as well.

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hey guys, glad to see wpg isnt the only team with rumors running wild . just wanted some feedback on what you guys thought of this one...

wpgs first rounder plus enstrom for staal (pending he signs an extension)
seems like a very solid draft this year, as exciting as it would be to have one of these guys, we need a 1st line center now. thoughts?

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Brush my hair with butterfingers? WTF does that mean? That I'm greasy and overweight?


Buddy, I've had 17 pieces of gum today!

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You brush your hair with a Butterfinger!

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hey guys, glad to see wpg isnt the only team with rumors running wild . just wanted some feedback on what you guys thought of this one...

wpgs first rounder plus enstrom for staal (pending he signs an extension)
seems like a very solid draft this year, as exciting as it would be to have one of these guys, we need a 1st line center now. thoughts?
Enstrom is a great dman but we don't really have a great need for him. The only dman I'd trade Staal for that may be available would be Yandle.

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hey guys, glad to see wpg isnt the only team with rumors running wild . just wanted some feedback on what you guys thought of this one...

wpgs first rounder plus enstrom for staal (pending he signs an extension)
seems like a very solid draft this year, as exciting as it would be to have one of these guys, we need a 1st line center now. thoughts?
Enstrom is all right but he's mostly offense-oriented which is not what we need and your pick isn't early enough. Many people here like Kane however.

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Just make it Evander Kane and call it a day.

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Buddy, I've had 17 pieces of gum today!

--Well, it didn't help!

You brush your hair with a Butterfinger!
WTF.

I think that was Giggle Drops putting a little verbal smack on Sid.

Personally I'm a Soul Glo fan. Now if I had enough hair to use it I'd be in business. ****in receding hairlines.


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Breaking news: Hearing Jordan Staal turned down 10-yr mega offer from PIT. Has indicated to PIT he doesn't plan on signing extension now.

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This is big.
I'm sorry, but if he doesn't plan to sign I think you have to get the best possible offer, plug your nose and take it. You simply cannot let him make it to free-agency

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