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06-30-2012, 01:11 AM
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So, what's the couch?

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06-30-2012, 01:24 AM
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Have you read the thread or does Avder need to send you a link in a PM to the subject matter?

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06-30-2012, 01:26 AM
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Ugh, it's ok.

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06-30-2012, 01:30 AM
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Ugh, it's ok.
Good. It leads to actions of a nature variety when a gentlemen sees a young lady and they want to audition for adult entertainment. He has no intentions of calling them for a callback. Call them maybe is not the case here. <----- Or so Avder says

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06-30-2012, 01:49 AM
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I guess we didn't get the reference to the previous couch picture.
Oh no I got it. I was just driving around your humor and giving you the real answer to the question.

You gonna ask me anything else? This is basically your one and only chance to ask me pretty much anything.

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Good. It leads to actions of a nature variety when a gentlemen sees a young lady and they want to audition for adult entertainment. He has no intentions of calling them for a callback. Call them maybe is not the case here. <----- Or so Avder says
First of all, that song sucks. And secondly that songs lyrics demonstrate that that song is about something completely unrelated to entertainment of the adult variety.

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06-30-2012, 01:51 AM
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Oh no I got it. I was just driving around your humor and giving you the real answer to the question.

You gonna ask me anything else? This is basically your one and only chance to ask me pretty much anything.



First of all, that song sucks. And secondly that songs lyrics demonstrate that that song is about something completely unrelated to entertainment of the adult variety.
Huh. 31. Thought you'd be younger.

Second, what lyrics? I was posting from a song.

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06-30-2012, 01:56 AM
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Huh. 31. Thought you'd be younger.

Second, what lyrics? I was posting from a song.
"Call Me Maybe" actually has words other than those words.

And well, they suck just as much as the rest of the song.

Quick summary: Girl sees guy, guy turns out to be a dick.

In other words, the Lifetime Movie Network.

So, another question?

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06-30-2012, 01:58 AM
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"Call Me Maybe" actually has words other than those words.

And well, they suck just as much as the rest of the song.

Quick summary: Girl sees guy, guy turns out to be a dick.

In other words, the Lifetime Movie Network.

So, another question?
You should watch the video. The guy's not a dick, he's gay.

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06-30-2012, 01:59 AM
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Avder, where do you see yourself in 5 years?

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06-30-2012, 02:03 AM
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You should watch the video. The guy's not a dick, he's gay.
Videos are just ******** that MTV comes up with to sell records. Or something like that. They usually have absolutely nothing to do with the actual song. Theyre just supposed to look cool.

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Avder, where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Someplace that is not Fargo-Moorhead.

Seriously, if I am still in this backwards, podunk, outhouse of a "metropolis", I have totally failed at life.

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06-30-2012, 02:07 AM
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Videos are just ******** that MTV comes up with to sell records. Or something like that. They usually have absolutely nothing to do with the actual song. Theyre just supposed to look cool.



Someplace that is not Fargo-Moorhead.

Seriously, if I am still in this backwards, podunk, outhouse of a "metropolis", I have totally failed at life.
Theres always Canada.

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06-30-2012, 02:09 AM
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Theres always Canada.
Good one.

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Theres always Canada.
Honestly I have thought about moving to Vancouver. It's supposed to be a very, very nice city. The only problem with it is, well... it has the Nucks.

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06-30-2012, 02:13 AM
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Honestly I have thought about moving to Vancouver. It's supposed to be a very, very nice city. The only problem with it is, well... it has the Nucks.
It also has a really bad rat problem.

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It also has a really bad rat problem.
Whats the difference?

ZING!

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So, next question?

Come on, all access pass to Avder's innermost workings. You guys have to have better questions than "Where do you see yourself in 5 years". This isn't a damned job interview

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So, next question?

Come on, all access pass to Avder's innermost workings. You guys have to have better questions than "Where do you see yourself in 5 years". This isn't a damned job interview
Where do you see yourself 5 years ago? Wait. That doesn't work.

If you won the lottery what would be your first 3 purchases?

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06-30-2012, 02:19 AM
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Where do you see yourself 5 years ago? Wait. That doesn't work.

If you won the lottery what would be your first 3 purchases?
Becoming a sponsor I hope...

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Where do you see yourself 5 years ago? Wait. That doesn't work.

If you won the lottery what would be your first 3 purchases?
A Mercedes, a Condo, and a 72 inch TV.

I rate that question a 3.5 out of 10.

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Becoming a sponsor I hope...
I thought that was a given. Damn 30 second wait.

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Cmon, gimmie a good one.

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Cmon, gimmie a good one.
If you died now would you be happy with your life?

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If you died now would you be happy with your life?
Nope. I'd be asking St. Peter or whoever the hell I meet in the afterlife for a do-over.

Cmon, these questions are too easy. Give me something designed to make me either uncomfortable, or force me to think more than 5 seconds.

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Nope. I'd be asking St. Peter or whoever the hell I meet in the afterlife for a do-over.

Cmon, these questions are too easy. Give me something designed to make me either uncomfortable, or force me to think more than 5 seconds.
Would you perform things on that couch to get all 3 big UFAs.

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06-30-2012, 02:32 AM
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What's your favorite position?

In playing hockey I mean.

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