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Off-season Armchair GM Thread Part VII

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I feel this thread needs to have a Crankshaft reference somehow.

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I feel this thread needs to have a Crankshaft reference somehow.
Doug Murray doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down?

Superman wears Doug Murray pajamas?

They were going to make an Alien vs Predator vs Doug Murray movie, but nobody wanted to pay for a movie that only lasted 14 seconds.

Crankshaft!

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Doug Murray doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down?

Superman wears Doug Murray pajamas?

They were going to make an Alien vs Predator vs Doug Murray movie, but nobody wanted to pay for a movie that only lasted 14 seconds.

Crankshaft!
Some one likes Chuck Norris jokes.



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Murrays seek for vengeance.. he wants to rebound from last season ;-) I know I'm lame I'll go to sleep now.

Uh.. It's the off-season. nvm.

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The Crankshaft Method of Team Fixing...Crush it.

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The James is my Sheppard?

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I feel this thread needs to have a Crankshaft reference somehow.
I thought this nj situation was common knowledge...is a source really required? How about Robinson coming over to SJ in a lateral move from NJ? Just another point to support NJ will be on a lot more players nmc lists.

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Tried to eat Pickles, but got shut down.

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The best of the pathetic attempts I've seen so far.

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I feel this thread needs to have a Crankshaft reference somehow.

Unfortunately he'll be traded before training camp so I'm sure he'll get a mention then...

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What is Stuarts nickname?

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