anyone who parties with carter or richards is a fool, what are you gonna do? bang the fat chick best friend while he Vag smashes the hot one
I'm going to the party with Sidney Crosby, he's famous enough to attract the *****es, but he will probably turn them down and that's where you come in and wheel them back promising that youll get them another chance to hang out with Crosby.
I'm going drinking with Ovechkin because atleast you wont be the ugliest one at the bar.
I'm dumping Lundqvist. Sorry bro but i have no chance if i go anywhere with you.