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07-12-2012, 03:07 PM
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Telling a straight guy who you're dating that you used to be a man.
Good lord, that's a page right out of "The Crying Game". Tell me, how's you're plumbing now? i mean...does everything look and work like a real woman?

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07-12-2012, 03:12 PM
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Having a sex session with a girl on her bed, only to have all of her roommates come into her and lay on her bed.

And then getting "hands-on" with a different girl on that same exact bed with 4 other people right next to us.
Wow and you just stood there and let them do that to her? You're just as bad as them.

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07-12-2012, 03:17 PM
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Thread just got NSFW :|

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Wow and you just stood there and let them do that to her? You're just as bad as them.
Actually lol'd IRL.

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07-12-2012, 04:36 PM
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Wow and you just stood there and let them do that to her? You're just as bad as them.
Come into her room.

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I often say "good morning" to people then realize it's the afternoon.

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"Hey, how are you?"
Good, you?
"Good, you?"


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"Enjoy your meal."
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07-12-2012, 04:45 PM
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"Hey, how are you?"
Good, you?
"Good, you?"

ok i got s couple...

Restaurant

"Is everything ok here?"
"Sure is"
"okay, you enjoy your dinner"
"okay, thank you, you too"


Checking in for a flight

"have a nice flight"
"okay you too"

Never felt more stupid...i typically do this when its the opposite sex and they happen to be attractive.

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I often blend two words together to customers "How are you this mornoon?"

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Something I do regularly:

Them: Hi, it's nice to meet you
Me: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhodshsfkl;jgas........ yeah you too

Either my brain goes into hyper drive, or completely shuts off. It's horrible.

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07-12-2012, 05:31 PM
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ok i got s couple...

Restaurant

"Is everything ok here?"
"Sure is"
"okay, you enjoy your dinner"
"okay, thank you, you too"


Checking in for a flight

"have a nice flight"
"okay you too"

Never felt more stupid...i typically do this when its the opposite sex and they happen to be attractive.
Since flight attendants wouldn't count in this case, I don't think I have ever seen an even mildly attractive airline/airport employee.


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Some flight attendants wouldn't count in this case, I don't think I have ever seen an even mildly attractive airline/airport employee.
they all old now

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Some flight attendants wouldn't count in this case, I don't think I have ever seen an even mildly attractive airline/airport employee.
lol very true.

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lol very true.
Hell, it's even been a few years since I seen an even smashable flight attendant, but I don't fly nearly as much as I use to these days.

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