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Who has the best pick up line. Did it work?

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07-20-2012, 07:38 PM
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hey, have i met you before?

No why?

Well you look alot like my 6th girlfriend.

oh, how many girlfriends have you had?

5

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07-20-2012, 08:06 PM
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I wanna get with you (Oh girl)
And your sister
I think her name is Debra

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"Hi there. I noticed that you're very beautiful. What's your name?" And conversation begins...

Works every time.

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"Hi there. I noticed that you're very beautiful. What's your name?" And conversation begins...

Works every time.
It sure works if you want to hold purses and/or drinks you bought for women who have no intention of sleeping with you.

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07-21-2012, 04:01 PM
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It sure works if you want to hold purses and/or drinks you bought for women who have no intention of sleeping with you.
You are clueless.

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07-21-2012, 04:06 PM
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Would you like to come over and try my Italian sausage?

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07-21-2012, 04:07 PM
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It sure works if you want to hold purses and/or drinks you bought for women who have no intention of sleeping with you.
Haha, wtf...this is like the universal way of introducing yourself.

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07-21-2012, 05:22 PM
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Haha, wtf...this is like the universal way of introducing yourself.
Why am I telling a beautiful girl that she's beautiful? She knows it already and has heard it a million times that night.

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LOL great line

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Know three things: Her name(duh), her high school, and her English 12's teacher
Let's assume our friend's name is "Nancy Taylor" at the party.

Nancy? Nancy Taylor? Lincoln high school! I used to sit next to your Mrs.____ English 12 class.

I've always wondered if this tactic(groundhog day) ever worked..

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What does this rag smell like?

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Hey girl, I work with Drew Carey.
What an awesome show that was.

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