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07-25-2012, 11:06 AM
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ColePens!

Have a great one buddy and dont forget your $1 bills for tonight! Love ya buddy!

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What kind of ******** is this it was my birthday 10 days ago i didnt get no damn thread what the **** **** this **** what the **** ****ing crap











Happy birthday Cole!

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LMAO

So Antaris posts an awesome GIF. Well-timed! There's no way he's shutting that GIF down!



When word got around Hotlanta that Cole was having a birthday, and there were no more hockey players to serve, well... they went all out.


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07-25-2012, 11:17 AM
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What kind of ******** is this it was my birthday 10 days ago i didnt get no damn thread what the **** **** this **** what the **** ****ing crap :angry:


Well it was my birthday 20 days ago and I didn't get anything either!



edit: Happy birthday Cole.


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BTW the Hooter in the center... her smile is slightly crooked. Would not Bang.

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Well it was my birthday 20 days ago and I didn't get anything either

We should make our own thread and celebrate each other.

Screw these heartless ********!


Last edited by Darth Vitale: 07-25-2012 at 11:21 AM. Reason: Removed GIF Quote so Cole doesn't lock his own thread. ;)
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BTW the Hooter in the center... her smile is slightly crooked. Would not Bang.
Yeah, but are you seeing the one on the right?

The distance between her eyes, jesus.

It's like god hated her. Total bang avoidance alarm

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07-25-2012, 11:22 AM
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No Red Panda visits for those girls. The one on the left has an unnaturally skinny right thigh.

I almost feel like I've cheated Cole out of a nice birthday JPG. Pretty inconsiderate of me really. I hope he doesn't start hating on me now.

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07-25-2012, 11:24 AM
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Patrick Kane and I are going to head out tonight and tear Pittsburgh up. He said his life long dream was to be a winger along side Sid... but mind you he did have about 14 Irish Car Bombs first.

Honestly though - I appreciate that guys. I love this board.

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Yeah, but are you seeing the one on the right?

The distance between her eyes, jesus.

It's like god hated her. Total bang avoidance alarm
The one on the left is waaaay to blonde. Platinum blonde is so 1990's. I wouldn't even want to be caught in the same room as her.

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The one on the left is waaaay to blonde. Platinum blonde is so 1990's. I wouldn't even want to be caught in the same room as her.

God no, that'd be so embarrassing.

On a different note : maye she's wearing stockings or whatever, but her leg looks awfuly black.

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Cole I am sorry I picked such a substandard photo. I really need to be less careless about these things.

And have fun with Kaner. If you could do something to get him suspended, that'd be great... mmm Kay?


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You can just trade me Geno in our fantasy keeper league and all will be well.

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You can just trade me Geno in our fantasy keeper league and all will be well.
Neal would never forgive me. Enjoy The Cup on your birthday, pal. Your reign of terror is going to end...

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Happy Birthday, Cole!


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BTW the Hooter in the center... her smile is slightly crooked. Would not Bang.
And the one on the right looks like 1 of her boobs is bigger then the other, wouldn't touch it

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We should make our own thread and celebrate each other.

Screw these heartless ********!
Hey now. I was the second or third one to wish ya a happy birthday and I also deployed a family of red pandas to your house. They made it there safely I hope...

Anywho happy birthday Cole!!!!!

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What kind of ******** is this it was my birthday 10 days ago i didnt get no damn thread what the **** **** this **** what the **** ****ing crap











Happy birthday Cole!

**** that bull****. My birthday was 4 days ago and I didn't get a thread or anything else either!!!!! :rant ::mad fire:

@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@#$%^&*((*&^



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You can just trade me Geno in our fantasy keeper league and all will be well.
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Neal would never forgive me. Enjoy The Cup on your birthday, pal. Your reign of terror is going to end...
I honestly did not make the connection that this was the same cole. wow. my mind is officially blown right now.

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LMAO

So Antaris posts an awesome GIF. Well-timed! There's no way he's shutting that GIF down!



When word got around Hotlanta that JMELM was having a birthday, and there were no more hockey players to serve, well... they went all out.


Fixed!


Happy Now.

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What kind of ******** is this it was my birthday 10 days ago i didnt get no damn thread what the **** **** this **** what the **** ****ing crap






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Well it was my birthday 20 days ago and I didn't get anything either!



edit: Happy birthday Cole.

My birthday was June 4th AND I got married on May 26th and no one gave two *****!!!



But I still love all you guys! Happy Birthday Cole!

Here's a b-day kiss from my girl


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My birthday was June 4th AND I got married on May 26th and no one gave two *****!!!



But I still love all you guys! Happy Birthday Cole!

Here's a b-day kiss from my girl

I seem to recall you getting quite a few congratulations when we found out about the wedding.

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Yah.

What Ogrezilla said.




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