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09-20-2012, 08:08 PM
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Also you took my jock.
I can give it back to you...you probably don't want it though.

At least you are coming to hockey tomorrow. Win some, lose some.

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09-20-2012, 08:35 PM
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Also you took my jock.
Who takes someone's jock?

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Who takes someone's jock?
He used his jock playing hockey and left it at my house for some reason. The jock is awful. It smells terrible, looks 10 years old and he admitted to peeing in it when he was a kid. So yeah, if he wants it back he can come get it.

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He used his jock playing hockey and left it at my house for some reason. The jock is awful. It smells terrible, looks 10 years old and he admitted to peeing in it when he was a kid. So yeah, if he wants it back he can come get it.
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09-20-2012, 11:21 PM
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ok...
It's an awkward situation. I wish you didn't ask.

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It's an awkward situation. I wish you didn't ask.
In his defense, you could have lied.

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09-20-2012, 11:46 PM
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In his defense, you could have lied.
If anything The Gourmet is the liar here. Filthy liar, too.

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09-20-2012, 11:51 PM
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In his defense, you could have lied.
Well taking someone's jock is the lowest of low. The person who done it, deserves to have said jock on their face.

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09-21-2012, 12:16 AM
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Well taking someone's jock is the lowest of low. The person who done it, deserves to have said jock on their face.
What if one was to leave their bacteria-ridden jock at their friend's house, not take it back and complain about it?

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09-21-2012, 12:32 AM
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What if one was to leave their bacteria-ridden jock at their friend's house, not take it back and complain about it?
I forgot to write "in most cases" stealing a jock is the lowest of lows.

I was defending all the nasty things you said, about the jock you and your friend share. And that telling lies are bad.

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09-21-2012, 12:46 AM
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I forgot to write "in most cases" stealing a jock is the lowest of lows.

I was defending all the nasty things you said, about the jock you and your friend share. And that telling lies are bad.
lol ok. Me and my friend bantering is all in good fun anyhow.

What's not ok is his claim that Canucks board is secondary to the lounge.

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09-21-2012, 03:11 PM
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He used his jock playing hockey and left it at my house for some reason. The jock is awful. It smells terrible, looks 10 years old and he admitted to peeing in it when he was a kid. So yeah, if he wants it back he can come get it.
you sniffed at it????

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09-21-2012, 03:32 PM
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Should we invite some canucks? They might need the cheap ice time

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09-21-2012, 03:37 PM
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you sniffed at it????
No. It literally emits fumes and you can smell it within a 15-meter radius. It's the worst smell, like a combination of the inside of a really old garbage bin and milk that's been left in the sun too long. If there's a worse smell in the world, I have not experienced it yet.

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Should we invite some canucks? They might need the cheap ice time
I was going to say, but I realized I'd probably shoot a puck or something and hit them in the wrist or something and **** everything up. That would honestly be my greatest fear and I would go out of my way to avoid them at all costs. I live by Murphy's law.

That said, I would be open to this. It would be pretty awesome. Kevin Durant played flag football during the lockout. Could you imagine the media scrum?

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09-21-2012, 04:12 PM
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I was going to say, but I realized I'd probably shoot a puck or something and hit them in the wrist or something and **** everything up. That would honestly be my greatest fear and I would go out of my way to avoid them at all costs. I live by Murphy's law.

That said, I would be open to this. It would be pretty awesome. Kevin Durant played flag football during the lockout. Could you imagine the media scrum?
i'd worry more about you not being able to move out of the way of one of their shots and getting killed in the process.

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09-21-2012, 04:18 PM
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i'd worry more about you not being able to move out of the way of one of their shots and getting killed in the process.
I'm not important to the Vancouver Canucks. I'd worry more about ****ing up our chances to win a Cup than getting hurt. Besides, if I die I don't have to worry about anything. If I hurt one of them, I'd have to live with that forever. That's much harder.

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09-21-2012, 04:21 PM
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I'm not important to the Vancouver Canucks. I'd worry more about ****ing up our chances to win a Cup than getting hurt. Besides, if I die I don't have to worry about anything. If I hurt one of them, I'd have to live with that forever. That's much harder.
Closest comparable talent I've skated against is full-fledged NCAA player (played CHL for a couple of seasons after). My wife told me that apparently he'd had asthma his whole life (this is in Kitimat).

Not that you'd freaking know it to be on the ice with him. He moved somewhere between 10 to 20 times above our top speed consistently and his mouth never even opened to indicate he was getting winded.

Them guys are goooood...

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09-21-2012, 04:36 PM
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I"m starting to second guess coming out if jock stealing/smelling is a regular occurance with you guys.

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09-21-2012, 04:49 PM
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Closest comparable talent I've skated against is full-fledged NCAA player (played CHL for a couple of seasons after). My wife told me that apparently he'd had asthma his whole life (this is in Kitimat).

Not that you'd freaking know it to be on the ice with him. He moved somewhere between 10 to 20 times above our top speed consistently and his mouth never even opened to indicate he was getting winded.

Them guys are goooood...
Yeah, anyone that has played at a relatively high level of ice hockey looks NHL quality when you are on the ice with them. It's weird like that. I'd imagine players like Ryan Kesler and Alex Burrows would absolutely dominate us. The game would be completely controlled by them.

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I"m starting to second guess coming out if jock stealing/smelling is a regular occurance with you guys.
Only with The Gourmet. But it's OK, he's not going. Apparently he's got better things to do like sleep.

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09-21-2012, 06:00 PM
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I"m starting to second guess coming out if jock stealing/smelling is a regular occurance with you guys.
That's why I'm not going

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09-21-2012, 06:17 PM
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Dammit, Reverend - how did you manage to turn this from "let's all get together and have fun playing hockey" to "no one wants to come for fear of their jock being stolen"?

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Yeah, anyone that has played at a relatively high level of ice hockey looks NHL quality when you are on the ice with them. It's weird like that. I'd imagine players like Ryan Kesler and Alex Burrows would absolutely dominate us. The game would be completely controlled by them.
The 'stone hand' 4th line goons would dominate us. Hell the retired stone hand goons would dominate us

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09-21-2012, 10:05 PM
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Dammit, Reverend - how did you manage to turn this from "let's all get together and have fun playing hockey" to "no one wants to come for fear of their jock being stolen"?
Cause I **** **** up.

I will completely on record and say I have never stolen a used jock in my life.

The Gourmet just trolled me hard. I even returned his sweater he left at the park and he does this to me. I am disappoint.

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