Most interesting color guy ESPN's hired yet. They're doing the right thing in marketing the hell out of that dude. Gruden's QB Camp is something I look forward to every year, and I love his commentary during the games as well. Him and Eric Mangini are my two favorites on ESPN...
Long story short, cops in Calgary are looking for an overweight, balding, white guy in his 40's who, while completley naked, rode around on a bicycle, knocked over a 21 year old girl walking her dog and groped her before she was able to fight him off. Only thing that wouldda made it better is if it were a unicycle.
EDIT: So I got Washington to beat Stanford and Okie State to beat Texas, someone give me a third crazy game to bet on, I need a min of three to buy a win//loss ticket and gosh darnnet, I'm gonna hit one of these at some point
Last edited by Carolinas Identity: 09-26-2012 at 08:57 PM.
So, I had to share my fantasy football moment this week.
Let me set the stage:
Monday afternoon, my buddy has a 7.5 point lead on me with no players left, I have Earl Thomas left to play. I got my fingers crossed that a saftey playing against a pass happy offense can make a few tackles, but he doesn't do almost anything, getting just a few assisted tackles through the course of the game.
Then, in maybe the greatest troll move in the history of fantasy football, with 1:32 left in the 4th quarter and me down 2.9 points; he forces a fumble for 4 points, but the funny part is, the Seahawks don't even recover it. I win my week by 1.1 points, and get a LENGTHY stream of obscene texts
Then, to top it off, thanks to the "Innacurate Reception", I also win my pick 'em league for the week, cause I was the only person out of 74 that took the Seahawks to cover.
I left before he finished the draft, but it wasn't looking good. I got back from class, he proudly proclaimed he'd traded away his next like two entire drafts, and somehow pulled this beaut of a lineup out of his ass:
Heatley - Thornton - Malkin
J. Jokinen - Backes - Ennis
Kassian - Turris - Gerbe
Halischuk - S. Koivu - Tootoo
Chara - Visnovsky
Gill - Faulk
Despres - J. Moore
So I was like "damn, that's pretty impressive, even if you DON'T have a single pick the next two years." He's even got guys like Bartschi, Etem, and Gormley in the minors. But then I was watching him play for a little bit and he's brutal, consistently losing to the AI on Pro level and then blaming Bryzgalov for everything. So that was nice...