General OT Thread #22: If Hockey's A Sport Best Locked Out, Put On Your Sunday Finest

[GopherState]

So many good thread titles and I go with a Mr. Freeze "pun?" That's the Lockout for you.

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[Minnesota]

Jesus... The ending of Dinosaurs was really dark. It's obviously trying to create some social commentary on climate change; not sure if a daytime sitcom is the right avenue to express those ideas, though.

Here's the equally depressing Alf ending:

[Engebretson]

[Victorious Secret]

Ew title.

[HobeyBroten]

Originally Posted by Victorious Secret

Ew title.

Second it

[Minnesota]

Don't know why, but these made me laugh really hard.

[Minnesota]

Originally Posted by Victorious Secret

Ew title.

If the title sucks, it's because we didn't have interesting enough conversations to inspire a good title. Everybody needs to step up their game.

[Victorious Secret]

I like the second part.

[Victorious Secret]

Originally Posted by Minnesota

If the title sucks, it's because we didn't have interesting enough conversations to inspire a good title. Everybody needs to step up their game.

We know which one I endorsed, but that one was probably because of the profanity.

(Locking out with our C***s out.

[Minnesota]

Not clever enough. Needs more hidden meaning.

[Victorious Secret]

Locking out with our Clutterbucks out

Or just, thread dedicated to Minnesota.

[Minnesota]

Originally Posted by Victorious Secret

Locking out with our Clutterbucks out

Better... Now add a reference to Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Batman, Alf, Dinosaurs, or Fresh Prince and you're golden.

[HobeyBroten]

Originally Posted by Minnesota

Better... Now add a reference to Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Batman, Alf, Dinosaurs, or Fresh Prince and you're golden.

You forgot Don Cherry and the fact that Clutter wears a visor and is not a "real man" lol

[Puhis]

Originally Posted by Minnesota

Better... Now add a reference to Ninja Turtles, Transformers, Batman, Alf, Dinosaurs, or Fresh Prince and you're golden.

Dinosaur Gary Batman Transforms Into Fresh Prince Of Lockout?

Yeah, no Alf. Deal with it.

[Minnesota]

I like that one.

[Victorious Secret]

Cherry calls him Buttercup

[tyratoku]

Never was a fan of Alf. Or Dinosaurs. The show, at least.

You people are into some weird stuff.

[Victorious Secret]

I haven't watched either.

[D U M B A]

Wow, I can't believe mine won. First one I ever proposed too. Locked out with your c***ks out is a funnier title but I'm sure the potential to offend is why it was rejected.

[D U M B A]

I vaguely remember watching Alf but when it's brought up, I think of that Tourette's Guy clip where he's talking to his grandma.

[Minnesota]

Originally Posted by tyratoku

Never was a fan of Alf. Or Dinosaurs. The show, at least.

You people are into some weird stuff.

Originally Posted by Victorious Secret

I haven't watched either.

Alf and Dinosaurs were amazing. You two were probably too young to appreciate the complexities of 80's and 90's puppets.

[rynryn]

80s complexities?

[Minnesota]

Originally Posted by rynryn

80s complexities?

[Engebretson]

Originally Posted by rynryn

80s complexities?

Of course, for instance, why were Zack, Slater, Kelly, Lisa and Jessie friends with Screech?

[rynryn]

oh jesus. one, just by the union jack and scrolling i thought those were the spice girls. two, screech wasn't a "friend". he was the guy they hung out with to make themselves look cooler. like when a "5" hangs out with a couple of "3"s to make themselves look like a "7".