12:00PM — Got up. Had three coffees and a box of Sudafed before I remembered there was no practice today. Washed the Maserati. Called agent to see if there were any jobs I could take away from old friends in Europe. Watched Ellen.
Created myself in NHL2K12. Rose up the minor league ranks by lunchtime. Beat the **** out PK Subban in my first game. It’s not racism. I just don’t like the guy. Then GM traded me to the Habs. Still refuse to pass him the puck. So confused.
5:15PM — Made pasta. Ate it. Made more pasta. Ate it. Will probably have more pasta later. But where will these carbs go? Am I getting fat? Should work out. Big lats day. Yes. Will have a big lats day. Maybe hammer out some calves and do some burpees. Then finish Anna Karenina.
7:18PM — Homeless guy asked me for money. Said i had none. Jesus. I mean, I had no change. But was I being honest? My first contract was $847,000. I should probably carry more change.
8:12PM — Mum called. That was tough. She’s worried, offered to bring over soup. I said I’m okay. Thinking about maybe going to Sweden or Russia, I said. She said that would be good. Take my mind off things. Mom always knows. I hope she brings the soup.
10:38PM — Finally finished Gravity’s Rainbow. At least this lockout is good for something. Next: Infinite Jest. Obvs.
11:51PM — If women dig me because I’m a hockey player, but I’m not actually, you know, playing hockey, will women still dig me?
Reporting you for reporting a word that means chicken.
It's the show down of immaturity Vs. maturity, OT Thread Part V, stayed tuned.
I love how you're ruthlessly sticking with the chicken explanation and you're not turning back.
not in this sense. I find this word offensive. Reported
How so? I did not know you were the ruler of the realm who decides what a word means in context. Clearly when put between locks and fox, it can only mean one thing! Please, go on.
How so? I did not know you were the ruler of the realm who decides what a word means in context. Clearly when put between locks and fox, it can only mean one thing! Please, go on.
Seriously, I go to read for 2 hours, and this happens??????
Well, I have off from school tomorrow, since I have aids or something (note, I do not actually have aids, I'm just really sick)
Time to take over... After I get some much needed sleep
I like mainstream songs. Sure they aren't very intricate but they are catchy and fun.
Rap songs that try too hard I mean. Hoes and *****es and million dollar bongs. Fast cars, vacation homes, islands with pools within pools with underwater slides and exaggerated sexual prowess and sexual endowment. Sound effects, slangs and improper grammar... Most of them become too difficult to listen to.
Rap songs that try too hard I mean. Hoes and *****es and million dollar bongs. Fast cars, vacation homes, islands with pools within pools with underwater slides and exaggerated sexual prowess and sexual endowment. Sound effects, slangs and improper grammar... Most of them become too difficult to listen to.
Those are easily the best of the popular songs. They are SO catchy.
Rap songs that try too hard I mean. Hoes and *****es and million dollar bongs. Fast cars, vacation homes, islands with pools within pools with underwater slides and exaggerated sexual prowess and sexual endowment. Sound effects, slangs and improper grammar... Most of them become too difficult to listen to.
haha the opposite is the chick rapping two posts above your post. It's amazing..